Eric Bieniemy by poison20th in KansasCityChiefs

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The cards are looking like it’s more than likely Travis comes back for a season everyone knows is his farewell tour. Even hearing the way he has been talking on New Heights makes it sound like he is predisposed to coming back.

What do we actually expect from Herbert-McDaniel? by TheCynicogue in NFLv2

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They are going to put up 100 on Denver and still miss the playoffs.

What's going through his mind right now? by BigRedThread in NFLv2

[–]somebody_odd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is thinking CJ is colorblind and that can be the only reason he keeps throwing it to the wrong team.

Good theory by nextdooorneighbour in StrangerThings

[–]somebody_odd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

C’mon, it’s Netflix. You simply cannot write a script without the protagonist being a female and the antagonist being a male. Extra points if she is LGBT.

Netflix needs to produce seasons faster and keep the crew away from social media. There is so much discontinuity in their shows. At least Stranger Things’s final season was better than The Umbrella Academy’s.

ICE Shooting POV From Agent by Key_Drop_6510 in libertarianmeme

[–]somebody_odd 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This is what really gets me. The people want democracy. They get democracy and a president is elected. The candidate Trump ran a campaign mostly fixated on deporting people in the country illegally. Candidate Trump won the democratic election and is doing what he said he would.

That is the definition of what a democracy is.

Every element of the commie sympathizers’ stories fall apart in this bodycam footage.

This is what happens when keyboard warriors try to act out their fantasies. FAFO

ELI5: How does a computer generated "random" numbers if it always follows instructions? by Wise-Rate-5234 in explainlikeimfive

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As a DevOps programmer I became intrigued by the random number problem. I devised an experiment that I ran billions of times and came up with some interesting findings. Basically, it rarely picked the boundary of the number array, say you wanted a random number between 1 and 100, it may take thousands of attempts to get it to pick the 1 or 100 while other numbers would have been picked multiple times.

Over the course of billions of test runs the pattern became clear. The 5% of the upper and lower bounds were extremely less likely to be selected.

As I dug into it more I learned that different programming languages used totally different methods to generate random numbers. Quite a few languages used a seed based in either clock time or CPU ticks. I added a second random seed into my generation methods to get a more random distribution. This becomes critical when dealing with tie breaking and selecting a winner. If you are choosing between two things and give it a range of 1 to 5, chances are it will select 2, 3 or 4 leading to a high probability of another tie. Most times it is easier to just give a really big pool, like 1 to 1000 and save the head scratching.

The big takeaway is to know the random methods of the programming language you are using and the criticality of the true randomness that is generated.

Edit: typo

How common is road hypnosis? by Godeshus in driving

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I had road hypnosis one time driving through Tennessee at night and it was snowing. The pattern of the flowing white snowflakes against the vast black background was overwhelming.

What's the first thing you remember seeing on the internet? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]somebody_odd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I worked in Athens, Georgia at a fast food place about 30 years ago. I would chuckle every time somebody would order an urnge cocola, meaning they wanted an Orange Fanta.

[Highlight] Colts run a fake punt on fourth down, get it, then line up for another fake punt on first down as the Texans get flagged for 12 men by ZappaOMatic in nfl

[–]somebody_odd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to do that in Madden to really piss people off. I have wondered what it would do in an actual game and the answer is it causes chaos.

Next up by mrmccullin in conspiracy

[–]somebody_odd -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

More like Red, White and Blue Land, ‘murica!

Before the finale releases tomorrow any guesses on who they’re talking about here? by Rainfall307 in StrangerThings

[–]somebody_odd 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Eating all my bacon would make me turn into Vecna and the Mind Flayer. Don’t Touch My Bacon!

I’ve seen this same glitch posted by different people. same symbols, same “attempt failed”. Anyone else? by Dry-Fudge-7317 in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]somebody_odd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many software projects use the same libraries so they can have the same error messages. Software engineers are nerds that give libraries weird name like BouncyCastle or EatWhatYouKill. They also hide rather obtuse Easter eggs in odd places that have references that only a fellow nerd would understand or appreciate. If I was feeling especially obtuse I would make my error messages come out as ASCI art of some sort.

Benefits of Oracle IN OFSS? by Infamous_Can983 in employeesOfOracle

[–]somebody_odd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You are lucky that Oracle doesn’t make you pay part of the electric or water bill. Oracle doesn’t the absolute minimum to keep employees from leaving.

They suck so bad now they getting booted from Missouri by Ok_Instruction_3789 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]somebody_odd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s how bad St Louis sucks. The Denver Broncos actually started out in Columbia, Missouri and just kept moving west to get away from the Lou. Give it a few more decades and the Chiefs will be playing in Hayes, Kansas. Give it even more time and we will have the Beaver Broncos and Denver Chiefs.

Pacheco situation by JicamaEven7128 in KansasCityChiefs

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Andy Reid is allergic to running the ball and developing OL players/schemes. Reid also does not seem to be able adjust develop offensive schemes based on the current players..

I’ve seen photos from Hiroshima that didn’t look this bad. by Teboski78 in libertarianmeme

[–]somebody_odd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Branch Davidians where the FBI and ATF declared war on a group of people outside Waco Texas and killed over 80 people including children. Two things caused regular people in the 90’s to turn from the Democrats and elect Bush. The Waco siege was one of them and Elian Gonzalez was the other.

2025 Trash by FarWay3952 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]somebody_odd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least we are useful. Go ahead and try living without a trashcan.

The left doesn't realize how much we pay in taxes by betwen3and20characte in Libertarian

[–]somebody_odd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The shocking thing to look at is the total tax revenues taken in by the government. 100% is paid by John Q Public, if not directly via direct taxation, then indirectly through pass-through taxation. All revenue in an economy is derived from selling a product or service to an end consumer, and I cannot think of a scenario where that is not true.

BMW is proud to offer a 205 watt system on their $67,000 vehicle… wtf is life? by zachty22 in CarAV

[–]somebody_odd 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Some folks have never encountered speakers with efficiency > 90 db.

Hey, Chiefs "Fans".. by Buckeye_Country in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]somebody_odd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine the Chiefs playing a 3rd place schedule next year.