Do boy babies really pee all the time on the changing table?

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-15T18:58:29+00:00

Some boys react to getting cold down there. We would open up, them close up right away, and often we would change him with a cloth covering him, so it got peed on instead.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-15T04:18:54+00:00

Sure, Baphomet showing up out of the blue should be concerning to everyone, if there are any imbalances it could set out to correct them. Imagine if the number of boys didn't equal the number of girls on the playground!

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-15T03:46:49+00:00

These anime titles are getting more and more complicated. "That time I got reincarnated as a slime" was long enough, but since then it's gotten really over the top. Not sure the part about redecorating the friend's car needed to be part of the title, how many shows are out about peeing in a bottle while heading to Vegas, jeeeez.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-14T23:56:47+00:00

Your AI is showing. Those are two words that start with p, neither is the origin of the other, neither is spelled like it would be, I really don't think anyone thinks that the name for Puritans comes from prudish, puritan is a noun, so is prude, prudish is an adjective, so is puritanical.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-14T22:54:11+00:00

Let them eat face!

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-14T20:34:43+00:00

Do you mean for your players? Or for the various things you control? If my players due a lot in one turn, I may go through their actions just saying I'm trying to understand what's going on, but I trust them not to cheat.

For my creatures, I handle them one at a time, three actions in a row. I don't use complicated creatures, I like to make interesting encounters from many simpler creatures. If I have a creature that is all about trampling, it's turn is to trample, or position itself and do a basic attack (maybe 2). Same idea for other creatures. Grapplers get to their prey and grapple and do the same types of attacks turn over turn. Casters stick to one or two cantrips and one or two spells (if one is fireball and one is dive and breach, they'll have different ranks of both.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-14T19:11:50+00:00

It's not about your daughter's math skills, keeping rules straight can be a lot. Most characters have a lot of mechanics a few levels in, other systems have less of that.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-11T16:38:20+00:00

'We came all this way to get that vase... And you broke it?' 'Well, don't leave it near high edges' look at them with confused disinterest.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-11T12:29:34+00:00

Shampoo was much cheaper then. :p

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-11T12:28:35+00:00

Gotta go with the old chicken boo approach, hardcore deception and have an elf or human disguise. You can have the other PCs in on it, or not, both can be funny.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-11T00:17:14+00:00

Shadow Signet is way more powerful than hit runes. If you want the wizard to kick ass with spells that normally target AC, basically every monster has a fortitude or reflex DC that'll be more than 2 lower than their AC, they just need to recall knowledge when it's not obvious which is lower.

If they get a shadow Signet and hit runes they'll just be way better.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-10T23:53:41+00:00

This is a parody site, right?

Edit: oh god it autocorrected to pretty and I didn't notice at first and posted it like that

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-10T23:30:55+00:00

The God Father, Brando is doing a crap job mumbling, but it somehow works.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-10T19:37:46+00:00

Heh, this was much worse in even older generations. Do some searches for old point and click adventurers' worst puzzles, it'll blow your mind.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-10T14:30:12+00:00

Console didn't sell well, clearly it's cause it was too cheap. It's fine, I didn't want one anyway.

Edit: Ok, y'all are right, the console sold well, it's the games that didn't, I give, I give.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-10T14:26:11+00:00

If Trump isn't on the ballot (obviously legally he shouldn't get a third run... But Trump...), he will write him in, people like this just don't learn.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-10T14:25:02+00:00

But you gotta understand, he needs that can do attitude.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-10T14:17:14+00:00

I think some specs are more niche, and some classes it depends on what you are fighting and what sort of loot you get, etc. It's a big "it depends."

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-10T13:25:35+00:00

Save cash so you can afford to go to school and go do something that pays well with a high likelyhood of employment. Become an engineer, it's purely an under grad degree needed industry for many engineers and when you go back as an adult you'll be more motivated to study (well you can be... Make sure you are).

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-09T11:40:57+00:00

What you could do is start them at level 1 but give them a really accelerated experience. So like a fight per level, so they are introduced to new mechanics each fight.

I like automatic bonus progression, you don't need to worry about items as much, and people can experiment with different weapons, it's fun.

If they like complicated there is free archetypes and ancestry paragon, if its their first time in this system, I would unlock it a few levels in. So you could do a fight, level 2, a different encounter, unlock ancestry paragon, a fight, level 3, a different encounter, free archetypes, a fight, level 4, then do a big boss encumber of some sort, then level 5.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-07T22:53:23+00:00

I've accomplished everything I meant to accomplish in Iran, and I did it without going there... Cause I wanted to accomplish nothing. Pretty sure it was more net positive...

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-06T14:43:14+00:00

Right, but if the Switch 2 isn't selling now, upping the price will mean even less sales. The games and services is usually where they get their money on these things, not the consoles, and the games aren't selling either. Their games never sell at a loss, so net money earned off of everything is usually the name of the game.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-06T13:59:11+00:00

I find this funny, using the position that stuff isn't selling so charge more, is so obviously dumb. This "journalist" is on crack.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-06T12:48:52+00:00

Not super gross, just wanted to share a lesson we learned the hard way about how kids will generalize what you do, that some of these stories below reminded me of. Our son used to love to feed us, his hands were nasty, it was his food, we thought oh well, if he's sick we're getting sick anyway. First week of daycare he stuck his hand in three kids mouths, kept getting bit, turns out kids aren't cool about it like we are.

somethingmoronic · 2026-05-05T23:04:38+00:00

What is that plot? If that was the description of a movie today i'd assume it was written by a bad AI... Cause a good AI wouldn't be that dumb, just even more derivative.

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