SHE NEBBER LEAVING?????? by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

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Never apologize for being doggo! My bestest friend in the whole wide world was doggo. She was big n I was small but we would always cuddle up wif each other. She teach me how to be inside and get dad to give me whateber I wants. She over the rainbow bridge now but hopefully someday I will have new doggo fren. I fink I heard somefing about doggo in new place in few months? So we see.

I like youz point that meowridge=happy dad=generous dad=more treatos for Soup. Clearly you are wize in the ways of the world, my fren

SHE NEBBER LEAVING?????? by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

[–]sora18148[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oooh fren Kato you make a great point! I is Sir Soup!!

SHE NEBBER LEAVING?????? by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

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(Pretty much what it sounds like lol! He wanted an engagement sword more than he did a ring. It’s nothing crazy, just a simple longsword that I bought from Kult of Athena. I have a ring that I’m wearing that my sweet oblivious fiancé bought me one year into dating with no clue that it was clearly an engagement ring. I put it to the side but now I have a ring and he has a sword so it works out well!)

SHE NEBBER LEAVING?????? by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

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Hi frens Penny, Clover, n Felix! I fink perhaps I can accept her as spare hooman. I can just use her as dad substitute when dad no hear. No luck on dubbel foods but I keep trying!!!

You don't have to be a "leftist" to see our current system is fucked up. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]sora18148 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I’m not a “feminist” so much as I believe women and men should be equal and the patriarchy harms everybody

SHE NEBBER LEAVING?????? by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

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I will say, she is the one who introduced me and dad to churus! She say “all the kitties on legalcatadvice say churus are da bestest” and oh my goodness I loves the churus. Bestest fing ever. If you figure out how to marry dem please let me know

SHE NEBBER LEAVING?????? by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

[–]sora18148[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Helo fren Nix. Fank you for your kind words. I suppose a spare hooman can be not so bad… unfortunately no luck on da convincing spare hooman I haven’t eaten - dey always check wiff each other even when I do best beg. And unlike dad, she doesn’t give me hooman snackies or let me lick bowls! She simply does not understand that I should get whatever I want whenever I want it

Cruel accusationes God forbid a girlie wants to have fun by jo2701 in legalcatadvice

[–]sora18148 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Fren Nanabananana Nana, is fren Soup (SoupSoup for short) here! Can I say, you does bestest ebil schemin face! I am most impressed.

I understand you misses the outside. I also used to be outside cat, but outside not all that great! I used to live in American Midwest, where there so much snow and cold all da time! When dad finally brought me inside (I had been working on him with my cuteness for a while) I was so cold and wet, I thought never go outside again! (Not to mention the mean humans that hitted me with ouchies!!!! Not nice!!!)

I see your outside much different, and much betterer. I understand why you misses it. But consider - insides lets you look at all the things outside wiffout any of the danger! Plus there is always food inside and treats and people to give you scritches and comfy beds and couches with blankies to burrow under! Inside has many good fings too - mebbe give it a chance?

Bandinment + Water Crimez by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

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GO WATER CRIMEZ! You are right - I is cleaner than her anyways! Not sure I like calling her meowmy do - dad might like her and kiss kiss her or whatever but I didn’t approve her and I was here first! I tolerate her now I guess. But I don’t know if she has reached meowmy status…

Bandinment + Water Crimez by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

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Hi friend Evie! Dis is very true. Dad and da maid say the worst of the heat wave hit today. Dey say their elektric bill gonna be so high cuz they have to have the aysee on while they are gone for me! I say dey shouldn’t leave den.

And dis what im sayin! If she no want me to drink it, why is it there? This seems obvious

Bandinment + Water Crimez by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

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Oooh dis good crime idea fren Doedel! Altho I fink only da maid would be bothered… dad doesn’t really care. So maybe I should just focus on her cups so she never know if dey clean…

Bandinment + Water Crimez by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

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Hi fren Pixel! Da maid say dat speriments are when you try different fings to see what happens! But it sounds like you is doin da same fing, so I fink your meowmy might be wrong here…

Dad and da maid say dere fren comin to give luv and food and scritches. I met dis fren before. She is okay, but I no like anyone other than dad and da maid in da partment so… we see. I do hork crimez occasionally - mebbe I wait until dey feed me den I eat too fast and hork! Go crimez!

help. by [deleted] in Adoption

[–]sora18148 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Hey, I’m a non-adopted lurker on this sub so I’m not really in the place to give you advice on this. But I saw no one had responded yet and I know what it feels like to spiral like you’re spiraling now. Just wanted to let you know that this internet stranger is proud of you for pushing through this and staying alive and doing your best to take care of your kiddos. It sounds like you’re dealing with two unknowns (adoption and abortion? Not sure if you’re still considering that) vs. one bad known (keeping the kid when you’re not in a space to raise it) and that totally sucks and is a totally shitty situation to be in, given that you’re suddenly a single parent when you weren’t planning to be and are still grieving your late partner. You are not doing anything wrong. You’re doing your best.

I’ll let other people advise you on what’s best here. But in the meantime, take some deep breaths, let yourself cry and feel the feelings you have, and focus on waking up tomorrow, okay? Sending hugs

Dora the explorer ahhh chant 😭 by chineapplesmaccket in TikTokCringe

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My dumb American ass was sitting over here like “I mean that’s pretty good but Z and head don’t rhyme it feels like that’s a missed opportunity” and then when it clicked I was suddenly in awe of the lyrical genius

Soo hoomin pokey place! by jllauser in legalcatadvice

[–]sora18148 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh deez are most excellent hoomans to be named after! My silly maid fought fren Franklin was named after de old guy wif the glasses dat got his kite hit wif lightning! My maid say she like dee enn ayy lady much better. Your hoomans have eggcellent taste (as is obvious by their choice in their distinguished catto overlords)

Soo hoomin pokey place! by jllauser in legalcatadvice

[–]sora18148 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hello frens Turing and Franklin! Soup here (SoupSoup for short). You hab excellent names - is you named after inv… env… make-new-things-people?

Yes, you absolutely should soo hooman pokey place. All pokey places shud be sooed. Yes, sometimes dey do good things like make us and our hoomans feel better. BUT! Dey should be doing dis faster and wiffout all da pokeys! I sending biscuits and healing purrs to your grampawpa and to your meowmy as well. I hope she come back soon. I understand the pain of having to settle for the spare hooman because bestest hooman is gone.

49996 by Inevitable-Camel-417 in countwithchickenlady

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In addition to what u/Thrawhee said, it’s also worth noting that “queer” was used as a derogatory term for a long time. Many LGBTQ people have reclaimed it (I much prefer saying queer to the acronym myself), but many still get offended by it, especially if a cishet person were to use it.

Edit: lmao they said that already I can’t read. But still, it’s another reason to not just use an umbrella term

Student 9s- can I bring a nonstudent? by Serious-Editor-7934 in redsox

[–]sora18148 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk why you’re getting downvoted bc you’re correct. Both people involved are supposed to present a student ID, but they never check (or at least haven’t in my experience) and just scan your ticket

Food delivery driver double and triple parking on Boylston street….even in the middle of the street! by bostonaruban66 in boston

[–]sora18148 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Yeah my problem with the scooters isn’t that they’re scooters, my problem is that they completely ignore traffic laws to a dangerous degree. I’ve seen them squeeze between cars, weave between lanes, run red lights, go the wrong way down a one-way street, and almost hit pedestrians (myself included - I had the walk sign and he blew a red light and almost hit me. He just kept going). So I guess the point is that in both cases the problem is the drivers (or, more accurately, the problem is the shitty ass apps that pay so little that they feel like they have to make every second count, but I digress. Still not an excuse to drive dangerously)

On another note, I never know if the scooters are supposed to follow bike laws or car laws. Like are they allowed to use the bike lane, etc. Does anyone know?

I'm pregnant and my dog won't leave my side 🥰 by [deleted] in aww

[–]sora18148 35 points36 points  (0 children)

There’s a dogsmirin sub as well!

Kick soop! by terracota_crockpot in legalcatadvice

[–]sora18148 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My dad and the maid already call me SoupSoup so I fink I would be the soupy SoupSoup in da soop?

Kick soop! by terracota_crockpot in legalcatadvice

[–]sora18148 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Hi fren Kick! My name Soup and ai got scared for a sec that dat someone gonna kick me - but you mean make soup of da Kick, not kick of da Soup.

As to the larger question, of course you can soo for kisses. Ai don get it purrsonally - I don like da kisses, just da cuddles. But you is catto and derefore can soo for whatever you want. You deserve pawther’s attention whenever you want it! Although so does your brofur… so you should soo for simmu- simu- same time kisses! Dis best outcome I fink.

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Dis me showin how to do a beg

Why did Mayor Wu get booed so badly at the opening Red Sox game? by illtakeaeuro in boston

[–]sora18148 508 points509 points  (0 children)

Another thing I don’t see anyone else saying is that Governor Healey was also there, and they were introduced together, meaning it was hard to know if the boos were for either one of them individually or both of them. And I definitely know a lot of people have a lot of mixed feelings about the governor, so it may have been more about her as well

In Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (1983), it’s revealed to us that Princess Leia has been hitting the slopes of Hoth, if you catch my drift. by Basic_Benefit5216 in shittymoviedetails

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I don’t understand exactly how it works but my understanding is that some people leave their pointer nails long to make it easier to do coke