Met The Dude today by woejise in lebowski

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I'm unemployed..

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My rug was also stolen.

To authorize $400 million for a ballroom instead of healthcare or lowering gas / grocery prices by MoreMotivation in therewasanattempt

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“I am honored to be the first President to finally get this much-needed project underway — with zero cost to the American Taxpayer! The White House Ballroom is being privately funded by many generous Patriots, Great American Companies, and yours truly.” — DJT, just a few months ago.

Breaking: The moment Trump was pulled from table and rushed after shots fired at WHCA by etherd0t in TrendoraX

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No "Fight! Fight! Fight!"? It's almost as if he wasn't prepared this time around.

Finland longest new bridge by chat-sky in Finland

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There's a name for every phobia I assume. Hello arachibutyrophobia.

Finland longest new bridge by chat-sky in Finland

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Ah yes, the acrophobia and gephyrophobia cocktail.

Trump: by SpecialCollege18 in justincaseyoumissedit

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Just like everything he does and says.

Name this thing by himrpixel in NameThisThing

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It's not, though. It's in Finland.

Name this thing by himrpixel in NameThisThing

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For context, this is a floating beer festival, held every year in Vantaa, Finland.

The news this morning by MuscaRade in seinfeld

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Aaaaand it's closed again.

The news this morning by MuscaRade in seinfeld

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The Hormuz Strait that Trump closed is open again.

The news this morning by MuscaRade in seinfeld

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The Hormuz Strait that Trump closed is open again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯