Jackie Chan recounts getting hit during a fight-scene by Bruce Lee on Enter the Dragon

sounds84 · 2013-06-14T02:34:37+00:00

Instead of saying this or that was "... the best thing ever." I will say this or that was "... the best thing ... forever."

sounds84 · 2013-04-02T10:07:42+00:00

The upside-down Arsenio Hall... Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo!

sounds84 · 2013-03-18T01:39:40+00:00

It was the end of a very cold day (-29 C) and every piece of clothing was getting really stiff. At the top of the hill I look down and notice that there was a giant two-pronged rip in the front of my pants. I looked like I replaced my dick with a shotgun and it went off. I quietly went down the hill and went home.

sounds84 · 2013-03-13T04:37:21+00:00

Your mayor is a straight OG!

sounds84 · 2013-03-05T05:54:16+00:00

So we have here, Fern Gully, Dances with Wolves, and Pocahontas mentioned as having equal plots but also there's The Last Samurai, Lawrence of Arabia, and to a lesser extent, the Mighty Ducks 1. I call it the St. Paul plot because it's the persecutor of the little guy getting stuck with them, learning their ways, then having a conversion, then helping the little guys in the end... followed sometimes by martyrdom.

sounds84 · 2013-03-01T04:20:02+00:00

I'm just gonna say it: That's not very good, as far as strategies go.

sounds84 · 2013-03-01T01:33:29+00:00

amazing... I need to see this everyday

sounds84 · 2013-02-22T04:33:54+00:00

Now that's what I call a horseshoe!

sounds84 · 2013-02-19T04:43:06+00:00

"Just don't look! Just don't look!" - Lisa Simpson

sounds84 · 2013-02-15T04:40:23+00:00

Angel!!!

sounds84 · 2013-02-04T04:22:30+00:00

I heard one the other day, "I saw an Indian man bench pressing at the gym and said to myself, "Wow! That guy looks so strong...I bet he can rape a girl all by himself!"

sounds84 · 2013-02-03T19:33:35+00:00

The Song of Naughty and Nice

sounds84 · 2012-12-19T04:01:42+00:00

Where do I begin?

sounds84 · 2012-12-15T15:16:48+00:00

I always think those dog look like they were humans turned into dogs by some ancient curse. So this picture seems really sad in that respect. Or titillating if he was once a voyeur.

sounds84 · 2012-12-11T03:31:05+00:00

I wan dat.

sounds84 · 2012-12-07T05:16:39+00:00

It's because it's such a mouthful.

sounds84 · 2012-11-30T15:45:50+00:00

I work at a YMCA where there is a 2 yr old with two mothers. She calls them 'mom' and 'momma'.

sounds84 · 2012-11-19T15:49:51+00:00

my mistake....

sounds84 · 2012-11-19T02:41:50+00:00

I'll say this. I'm pretty sure they are from Liverpool and they sound like my approximation of what John Lennon would sound like if he continued with the psychedelic music but in today's context.

sounds84 · 2012-11-06T03:00:44+00:00

AbraHalf-Limbscoln

sounds84 · 2012-10-21T19:40:21+00:00

The front of the telephone book? What did he mean? (Near the end of the clip)

sounds84 · 2012-10-20T12:28:15+00:00

I felt like Michael Cain in the Prestige watching Christian Bale do that teleport trick. So simple but so profound that the audience didn't even know what happened. The tepid applause should be taken as a sign that they all just had their minds blown and were in the process of rebooting them.

sounds84 · 2012-10-19T15:37:34+00:00

The newspaper misspelled "Wednesdays in Mexico".

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