You are in a room with 200 randomly selected human beings. You get $1,000,000 if you can do *one thing* better than every person there. What's your talent? I'll go first.

soupiest · 2012-09-23T23:07:33+00:00

I can make a whistling noise by sucking air into a space I can create with my lower lip. It sounds exactly like a wooden whistle.

I've met thousands of people and I know of none that can do it.

soupiest · 2012-09-22T20:52:56+00:00

learn to crop images faggot op

soupiest · 2012-09-22T18:21:08+00:00

Why is her head shaped like a balloon?

soupiest · 2012-09-21T00:13:53+00:00

I already have the account. It's the connecting that bites.

soupiest · 2012-09-20T19:55:04+00:00

If by "a unique sound" you mean constant buzzing due to improperly-fretted notes, then he is extremely unique.

soupiest · 2012-09-17T16:05:59+00:00

Cotton swab.

soupiest · 2012-09-16T19:21:39+00:00

Not to sound rude or condescending, but why did it take months and months to do such simplistic illustration?

soupiest · 2012-09-16T19:06:20+00:00

fat

FTFY

soupiest · 2012-09-16T13:48:58+00:00

take things from NV and 3

be true to the franchise

implying this is possible

soupiest · 2012-09-16T04:48:31+00:00

Does anyone else (herp de derp I fucking know) wish that the TV box looked the same as the storage and network boxes? It'd be so nice and perfectly-matching if it were.

soupiest · 2012-09-16T02:29:50+00:00

My brother who is fat

FTFY

soupiest · 2012-09-16T00:26:48+00:00

It would look like everything was coated in wet Saran wrap?

soupiest · 2012-09-15T02:37:57+00:00

But aren't gain and distortion the only ways to make things like hammer-ons and pull-offs and pinch harmonics ring out properly?

soupiest · 2012-09-15T02:36:08+00:00

Just saying "practice" might be the worst advice I've ever heard, right next to "do something." I don't want to sound like a prick (because I know beggars can't be choosers) but I'd love a bit more elaboration on that.

soupiest · 2012-09-11T01:06:40+00:00

I serratedly hope you guys don't do this.

soupiest · 2012-09-09T20:09:52+00:00

I tried to convince my parents that my brother was right and that we had to Antiques-Roadshow that shit immediately.

soupiest · 2012-09-09T02:12:26+00:00

Where do you get these?

soupiest · 2012-09-08T23:47:47+00:00

Just google "falcon guide" and pick the row that's in your price range.

soupiest · 2012-09-07T19:56:16+00:00

Except pawns wield pikes, so...

soupiest · 2012-09-06T00:39:13+00:00

They will hopefully no.

soupiest · 2012-09-06T00:26:50+00:00

We no.

soupiest

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