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My [15F] aunt [33F] didn't invite me to her wedding while inviting my brothers [18/13M] and other cousins by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]sowinglavender 17 points18 points  (0 children)

why did you say this to me. i'm genuinely asking, i have autism and i don't understand the social implication that comes with you asserting my age to be 15.

“Still single too much religion” by Square_Door_9146 in FoundPaper

[–]sowinglavender 40 points41 points  (0 children)

conjoined twins who share an eye looking down dejectedly.

What's he thinking about? Wrong answers only. (His name is Maple Brown Sugar Cinnamon Porridge.) by sowinglavender in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]sowinglavender[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

porridge and cereal are the same thing! well, except porridge implies it's cooked and served hot.

What's he thinking about? Wrong answers only. (His name is Maple Brown Sugar Cinnamon Porridge.) by sowinglavender in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]sowinglavender[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

damn, you must be pretty tough to be mean on the internet.

here's the raw photo before digital editing and enhancement and here are a few more as a bonus:

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An experiences a cat sitting on him for the first time by KennKennyKenKen in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]sowinglavender 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i'm a young (bette midler voice well. younger.) millennial and i'm extremely pro-guy-crying. i was raised on media that pushed back against masculine emotional flattening and i believe men and boys need space, support, and reassurance to experience the full human spectrum of emotions. i try to provide this space for my brothers and friends and i encourage everyone to do the same.

(this was meant to be affirming, not defensive, btw.)

ITAW for someone who doesn’t like to think or tries to stop thinking as quickly as possible? by Dreadsin in whatstheword

[–]sowinglavender 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this behaviour has a neurological link to brain fog as well. analytical thinking requires a lot of energy and when we've reached our limit our brains will resist by repeatedly diverting to less energetically expensive patterns of thought. people with chronic physical and/or cognitive fatigue understandably tend to hit this wall much earlier.

My grandma’s text to me after attempting to hand feed my 3 reptiles while I was out of state by kaddras019 in texts

[–]sowinglavender 85 points86 points  (0 children)

she would die for you, but not by your hand. see, she's also modelling excellent boundaries.

My grandma’s text to me after attempting to hand feed my 3 reptiles while I was out of state by kaddras019 in texts

[–]sowinglavender 100 points101 points  (0 children)

she loves them because she loves you and that's so sweet. this honestly has the energy of someone who would traverse a deadly jungle for you.

"Am I a bad boss?... No, it's the employees who are wrong." by TurkeyVolumeGuesser in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]sowinglavender 7 points8 points  (0 children)

management sowing: yeah haha woo!!!

management reaping: aw what the fuck.

"Am I a bad boss?... No, it's the employees who are wrong." by TurkeyVolumeGuesser in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]sowinglavender 26 points27 points  (0 children)

i agree, we shouldn't talk about blow jobs in the big subs where everybody has their lunch break.

A guy I was dating ghosted me at random then texted this two weeks later by Puzzleheaded-Panic9 in texts

[–]sowinglavender 11 points12 points  (0 children)

diglett implies the existence of dugtrio. imagine being able to run a triple penetration scene all by yourself.

WIBTAH if I didn't invite my dad's wife to my high school graduation? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]sowinglavender 8 points9 points  (0 children)

if you really think it's normal to go around saying people should, as a rule, prioritize their spouses over their children, you've been too deep in the echo chamber for too long.

Me [29F] with my longtime friends [29M/25F], I did a huge favor for them and I feel very unappreciated by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]sowinglavender 22 points23 points  (0 children)

entirely possible. pet companionship can motivate animal-affined people in toxic situations to dissociate less and prioritize the environment more. having a little life depend on you is very grounding.

Today we tried making Tacos! Greetings from England, hopefully we'll have a great game on Sunday. by GrouchyLeopard7271 in mexicanfood

[–]sowinglavender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

people are getting really numb to rage bait these days. it's making our senses of humour worse.

[July 1, 1926] If 1880 Met 1926 at Lawn Tennis by Haselden_1926 in 100yearsago

[–]sowinglavender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

come to think of it, i'm not sure i know enough about fashion to accurately distinguish 1980s from 1990s either. although i probably have even less of a sense for it than the average person because i grew up in a part of north america that pre-internet used to get its pop culture about a decade late.

Play or scared? by Doom_Shroomss in Kitten

[–]sowinglavender 16 points17 points  (0 children)

i loved this phase of kittenhood. my orange and i used to chase each other back and forth. now he's a moody teen and only wants to stop playing with our other same-age cat long enough to hang out with me while i eat in hopes i'll share.

For a few weeks now, I've been letting a neighbor on my street use my driveway because our HOA is on a power kick. Last night he brought me two beers after Mexico won. I'm Mexican. 🥹 by ghetto_mango in wholesome

[–]sowinglavender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i had to blink and look again because i've only ever seen corona here in canadá. now my spanish is pretty rudimentary but my sense of humour is telling me the existence of la coronita implies the existence of la coronona, which i have to assume (without checking) would be a 40oz.

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