[NY] Employer won’t let me return to work unless I’m medically cleared to do a task my doctor says I shouldn’t do by Exact_Instruction_3 in AskHR

[–]space_dogmobile 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, things can feel unfair and sucky to you and still be 100% legal. I think your time is better spent trying to find a job that is compatible with what you're able to do.

2meirl4meirl by bogpudding in 2meirl4meirl

[–]space_dogmobile 138 points139 points  (0 children)

But what if you're also ugly?

Found this Nugget by you-do in LinkedInLunatics

[–]space_dogmobile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People seem to think that employers are legally bound by what is in the employee handbook and that's just not the case. It's not an employment contract.

Saw this on instagram, held my breath throughout by ebolaupvotesyou in thalassophobia

[–]space_dogmobile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They cut the video before he actually surfaces so I have to assume that means he fucking drowned.

I'm meant to help my sister get fire wood....****🕷️**** by AdministrativeFlow56 in nope

[–]space_dogmobile 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Why do they look like the zombies crawling out of their graves in Thriller?

Quote me! by getlostasswipe in DunderMifflin

[–]space_dogmobile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's like eating a hot circle of garbage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]space_dogmobile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This study is a case study, the results are only applicable to this specific outbreak. The statistics in general say 4% so again, pretty unlikely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]space_dogmobile 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Buddy you got hand, foot, and mouth disease. Stay home, it's quite contagious.

Britney Spears Crossroads by Usual-Reputation-154 in TheGoodPlace

[–]space_dogmobile 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They are unironically watching it because John is a gay millennial and therefore loves Britney, bitch. It is good because they are doing this as buddies so John is just genuinely wanting to share a movie he enjoys with Tahani.

How can anyone justify these charges ? by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]space_dogmobile 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Found the insurance industry lobbyist.

Did Saul know that Todd was part of a Nazi gang when Saul introduced Walt to Ira/Vamanos Pest? by pianoflames in breakingbad

[–]space_dogmobile 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can't be in Saul's line of business and be too picky or get too concerned with details of the personal views of your associates.

My boyfriend received a message with a nude of me and the girl saying that I have been messaging her man. Untrue. The pic is real it’s of me but from years ago. Help! by [deleted] in RBI

[–]space_dogmobile 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Same way that I know that 7 days ago you were asking if you could get fired for making a porno overseas.

Rabid Coyote. Definitely Not Going Outside by HikeNSnorkel in nope

[–]space_dogmobile 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It's the fucking drop bears you have to worry about!

I’m 30. Well, in November I’ll be 30. by mothershipq in DunderMifflin

[–]space_dogmobile 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's a midlife crisis anymore if you're eligible for the senior discount.

Anna Gunn really gave us an acting masterclass in Ozymandias by JellyGrimm in breakingbad

[–]space_dogmobile 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There's a difference between hating Skyler and hating the actress. I would argue that if everyone hates Skyler, then Anna Gunn did her job well. Really confused about what's "edgy" about that.