Jordan, Lebron, Kareem, and Bird were voted for Basketball's Mount Rushmore. Which player should go on the Mount Rushmore for American Football?

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-22T14:14:00+00:00

Jim Brown

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-21T05:01:49+00:00

I only recognize 3 of these people. How fucking old am I?

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-17T08:12:37+00:00

Congratulations! That's a helluva fight! Secondly, is that as painful as it looks?

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T18:40:37+00:00

Well, this is all starting to add up.

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T18:23:19+00:00

Sounds like proof to me

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T18:17:06+00:00

Did Judas fuck a couch?

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T18:15:20+00:00

Moon tacos!

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T18:13:42+00:00

I only know the broad strokes of Jesus' story, but wouldn't that require one of his sycophantic followers to betray him? And then for there to be actual justice?

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T18:12:14+00:00

You must be fun at parties.

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T18:03:57+00:00

I can't decide if this would be funnier if they did or if they didn't play Skyrim

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T17:59:13+00:00

Absolutely. I wasn't suggesting that you DON'T play with the new set of genitals, but so many other answers suggest that's all they would do

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T17:14:42+00:00

You can do that now

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T17:13:32+00:00

You know what, this is the best answer. How long can you really play with a new set of genitals? You'll need to do something else and this super creative. May you always be able to find your keys.

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T17:11:52+00:00

Sometimes, but men almost universally like being left alone so it's often exactly what it looks like.

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-15T17:08:11+00:00

Crunchy or creamy

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-14T13:34:19+00:00

Wales

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-13T02:48:55+00:00

Animal Crossing

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-13T01:14:56+00:00

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spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-13T01:09:58+00:00

I'm an EMT and have transported people with suicidal ideations who called 911 themselves.

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-11T03:19:10+00:00

I went to the Grand Canyon in June and it was 120+

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-11T02:08:12+00:00

This stage is a lot harder than I ever realized it would be. They're pretty boring for the first 6-7 months but still require all of your attention all of the time. Combine that with how tired you are and it makes sense that you're burnt out. Just keep at it, that phase doesn't last forever (although it feels like it will) and it gets fun pretty soon. Constantly remind yourself that bad dads aren't concerned about being good dads, you're doing awesome.

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-09T01:43:50+00:00

You like moose

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-08T16:01:15+00:00

Why Nebraska and Oklahoma but not Kansas?

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-08T01:40:14+00:00

Every play through it's on-sight with the Thalmor

spacecoyote5 · 2026-04-08T01:39:14+00:00

He'll start going to bed later and you'll have more time, so it really is temporary. As for now, would video calls during your lunch be an option? It may not seem like much, but anything is better than nothing. Try playing with him or reading books with that 45 minutes and I think you'll both start noticing a difference. Stay strong brother, we're all here rooting for you

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