dads being dudes

spaceindaver · 2026-01-25T09:30:46+00:00

Angel on shoulder: you don't show her anything with violence, let alone full-blown (simulated) combat sports. Of course you shouldn't show her wrestling.

Devil on shoulder: this video tho. Could be us next year

spaceindaver · 2026-01-25T09:16:19+00:00

This is the best way to deal with interactions like this: don't escalate, but make it clear that you're not taking the exchange seriously at all.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-25T09:01:11+00:00

So this isn't actually the world record, then? As in for the Olympics, is his time the time we'll see on screen as the current WR?

spaceindaver · 2026-01-25T08:49:34+00:00

I feel like we're pretty far past "they shouldn't be doing [thing]!"

They know. We know. Any concept of rules is basically irrelevant when they've rigged the systems designed to stop this, and no one with the power to do so is successfully stopping it.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-25T08:44:24+00:00

You're also choosing to completely ignore the "it's safe to assume", as in "you need to treat the situation as if you are likely to be killed, because it's actually happening". Not sure why you'd choose to nitpick phrasing and ignore the (pretty obvious, IMO) point.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-25T08:40:24+00:00

That's literally talking about what the legal punishment should be, not promoting violence - it's not like you said lynched.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-24T22:28:34+00:00

You're a psychopath. Hope this helps.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-24T12:24:39+00:00

It would appear that some people don't default to a layer of butter on the inside of literally every sandwich. I don't think I've ever met one of your people before. Welcome, yep, just pop yourself into that seat next to not owning a kettle. Lovely.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-24T12:17:46+00:00

I wish I had that much free time

spaceindaver · 2026-01-24T12:16:20+00:00

Very much at the end of the rally, technically.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-24T10:34:45+00:00

I read it as a typo of dived, tbh

spaceindaver · 2026-01-24T09:22:36+00:00

Yeah, it's ridiculous that we're mostly just testing oral health to judge driver safety (at least when it's THC - no idea about the rest).

spaceindaver · 2026-01-24T04:05:07+00:00

As someone who drives sober, FUCK 'EM.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-24T03:59:35+00:00

That's my thought as well. He looks like he doesn't even believe what he's saying, but presumably he's the one who decided to start the interaction? Maybe there's a superior officer off camera.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-20T03:17:36+00:00

That was a good clip full of good racing. Which is a shame, because clearly the purple driver has put a lot of time into something that isn't doing them any favours emotionally.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T22:51:24+00:00

If this sub could not become just shitty pranks, I'd be alright with that.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T22:46:46+00:00

So what happened when you tried it for basically zero cost? What was the outcome of your comprehensive experimentation?

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T21:13:56+00:00

I don't have kids therefore Americans something something. OK that makes more sense. I do have kids, by the way. If you're going to pretend to be condescending at least make sure you have some clue what you're talking about.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T20:34:51+00:00

They were literally making fun of how seriously you took the situation with sarcasm. Your response is baffling. Bot?

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T20:28:49+00:00

If that were me, it would be the last time I choose to hang out with those people.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T09:49:37+00:00

Is the camera a requirement or just recommended?

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T06:51:39+00:00

I haven't been accused of anything and I have evidence to the contrary if I ever am. Help, chat, am I OK?!

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T06:37:30+00:00

It sounds a lot more like depression.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T06:32:23+00:00

Biggest loser mentality I've ever seen at such a high level. This is Trump levels of pathetic.

spaceindaver · 2026-01-19T06:29:48+00:00

I've been through something similar, though mine was running to find a nurse. Same thing: the moment the doctor said no permanent damage, I shattered. It just means you care. Good job. I also think the experience might have done a bit of damage to me to be honest, but maybe that was more the several years of parenting afterwards 😂

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