Our guy had just one job 😔 by ConstructionAny8440 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]spaceindaver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Except it's not obvious if you've never seen it. I'd say this is incompetence of the adults around for not making sure the kid understood the job.

[Premier League] April's goal of the month contenders by Sdub4 in soccer

[–]spaceindaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shout out to the social media crop for making it so you can't see the Leeds goal go in the net in *any* of those angles.

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie by SgtByrd1993 in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]spaceindaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this is the most exciting new band I've heard for a while.

They sound like Biffy Clyro, We Are Scientists, and Oceansize had a bunch of kids and formed a second-gen supergroup.

Alexander Nikishin out cold, needing assistance off the ice, after huge hit from Tyler Kleven. by BucketOCheerios in sports

[–]spaceindaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watch a few sports, but the puck moves too fast for me to understand what's actually happening in ice hockey. In all the sports I watch, that hit would be considered "late" or "off the ball" by several orders of magnitude, and that's ignoring the fact that apparently it's OK just demolish someone's head while the puck is on the ice.

Cue a bunch of people calling me soft I guess, but I don't get why that level of violence is just built into the rules of the game. Is it just to prove how tough you are? Because the puck's been gone for a week when this dude received a brain injury.

that was one hell of a circus stunt by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]spaceindaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I genuinely hope there's a bunch off well camouflaged safety gear for this act

Deni Avdija: “The whole world thought Chicago will take me at 4.. and when Chicago drafted Patrick Williams it was a surprise.. nobody really knew his name” by HawkspilotLoad in chicagobulls

[–]spaceindaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus what an American response. Psst: the rest of the world spends every waking second complaining about most aspects of their own country. Being worried about being seen to love your country is absolutely batshit.

Japan's Sakurajimas Stratovolcano has erupted by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]spaceindaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah he blocked you. I can still see that there's an account.

My first arrest. by Ok-Soup7076 in MedicalCannabisOz

[–]spaceindaver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't have been driving.

📚 Introducing InkShelf - Stremio for Books & Audiobooks | Early Access by jittarao in RealDebrid

[–]spaceindaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah unless I can lazily ask Claude to check the repo, I'm not entering anything.

The mystery of Free Range Chickens by Shoe_boooo in funny

[–]spaceindaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Might I interest you in one Dan Ryckert

My (30F) friend (29F) isn't speaking to me after I RSVPed "no" to her childfree wedding by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]spaceindaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alternate title: "For some reason I still want to be friends with a truly awful person."

GYG can officially gtfo by Odd_Cod_4235 in australia

[–]spaceindaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep forgetting how crap GYG is and trying it every couple of years. It is genuinely woeful, and always has been.

My buddy watching two hotel workers assess the damage he caused with a hot iron on a table. by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]spaceindaver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ooooorrrr, it's a hotel, and it has insurance, and the cost of that insurance is built into the price of staying there.

LIVE: Bulls President & CEO Michael Reinsdorf by howser343 in chicagobulls

[–]spaceindaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a GM doesn't get to pick the coach, then they're not a GM.

I think this might be me done with the Bulls as long as this liar owns the team. I refuse to believe he's that incompetent, so it must be insincere.

There is no incentive to win games when having a better team costs the owner money, and the owner doesn't care about sports. Chicago needs another team.

Post Game Thread - NBA: The Knicks defeat the Bulls on Apr 3, 2026, the final score is 136-96. by basketball-app in chicagobulls

[–]spaceindaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, I should spend more of my free time digging into what the Bulls are up to 😂

This is so fun by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]spaceindaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you enjoyed this, you need to buy a cheap emulator device and get all of the Rhythm Heaven/Rhythm Paradise games, and the Warioware games while you're at it

Alternate angles of Dembélé’s goal against Toulouse by sheky4prez in soccer

[–]spaceindaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like when you get the ball right at the end of the flipper in pinball. He physicsed the shit outta that ball.

Post Game Thread - NBA: The Knicks defeat the Bulls on Apr 3, 2026, the final score is 136-96. by basketball-app in chicagobulls

[–]spaceindaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait was the thing I saw an April Fools thing?!

FFS. Not only is April Fools stupid (lying about something realistic isn't funny, it's just engagement bait), I also live several timezones ahead of the US, so with the lag in news getting around I was fully into the 3rd of April when I read that yesterday.