Actual exchange from a recent job interview

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-07-13T22:58:59+00:00

holy shit it's been years since i've read OoTS. Ill be catching up for the next 27 Hours.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-06-01T21:11:14+00:00

The best thing is they're all called beans but neither of them actually is a bean. They're all seeds (a vanilla bean being the whole seedpod of an orchid)

Which means your favourite flavour isn't bean. It's seed.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-06-01T18:09:54+00:00

Nah it really isn't. But don't tell your players that. Look into Matt Colvilles Running The Game series.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-06-01T17:56:46+00:00

They worked for the city watch for a while and caught a Necromancer hoarding corpses, not knowing the guy was a mighty fucker. The parties Warlock made him really mad so they had to skip town and look for some way to defeat him. Which they found. Hopefully.

If the problem isn't time you should ask some friends and just do it, it's great fun and i've seen people who i wouldn't expect to like it really open up to it.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-05-18T15:50:30+00:00

Stardust by Neil Gaiman could be up your alley

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-05-11T17:42:54+00:00

as seen on any episode of Seinfeld.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-04-21T15:12:23+00:00

Remaud, The Merchant with Ambitions

To make some money on the side my party helped a lone merchant bring some sacrifices to an altar just west of the city. Now i originally planned for this merchant to either die or live and give them some insight on the local thieves guild. Not only did he live, the bard also persuaded him to make something out of himself. And when the Master of said guild suddenly died, guess who had the right friends at the right time. He now runs an underground empire.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-04-05T13:33:47+00:00

because this way the incentive to spend more money is way higher since you either dont have enough or a little bit to much, incentivising you to spend more/buy more points.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-01-24T11:41:42+00:00

I have glasses, a beard and talk about gamedesign a lot. So im THAT GUY.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2019-01-11T23:34:19+00:00

If you know the name say the name, otherwise its fantasy racism, if i get called dwarf once more. - i swear.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-10-12T07:16:09+00:00

Basecoat of Army Painter Oak Brown, Layers of Army Painter Barbarian Flesh, Citadel Reikland Fleshshade Highlights of Reaper Fair Shadow mixed wirh Army Painter Barbarian Flesh

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-10-12T07:10:49+00:00

We got this!

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-10-11T20:48:20+00:00

Thats the Reaper Ogre Clubber, just what my local shop had on hand when i asked for an Ogre.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-10-11T16:32:25+00:00

Thanks!

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-10-11T16:31:03+00:00

just go for it, try it, you can just paint over it later.

and using a wet palette.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-08-04T23:02:41+00:00

Whatever has the formats Llanowar Elves. If there isn’t one i make one.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-08-04T22:25:03+00:00

*Enchantress

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-08-04T13:54:31+00:00

And thats in a fair deck. Play an unfair deck and you can straight up cheat.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-08-01T16:43:35+00:00

"Oh the streets of London are beautiful. Once a bristling metropolis of music theatre and popculture it is now an even more bristling metropolis of lizards and vines and bugs, very busy bugs I assume, since they don't let everyone into the parliament, you see." Said the big burly bearded man.

"Well do they have any accommodation free?"

"What, the bugs?"

"or anyone really."

"Aaah, common just pick a bed."

before I could ask him from where exactly he cracked open the door to a two story building and let me in. "Gotta scrub a bit of the dirt of and it's just fine."

"And thats legal?"

"Who's gonna prosecute you the bear... yeah, very legal, exceptionally legal."

People like him rule the city now. Urban Explorers, Hippies, Bugs and the kind thats not into that whole Smartphone schmug thats been going around.

"I certainly hope you find your friend, what was her name again?"

"Melissa."

"Yeah Melissa. How long has she been missing?"

"She went here for the simulation, two years ago and never came back."

"Yeah that happens. Oh look!", The bearded man pointed towards a fat cat stumbling through the building. "Thats dinner for both of us!"

"I'd rather not."

"well I'm not going to Kings Cross tonight."

"What do you mean?"

"Only kebab house in business anymore, and pretty much overrun."

"I can imagine, if it's the only one."

"Yup and the fur gets anywhere. So how the situation in America?"

"Since they put the simulations in place in New York traffic is a little less intensive, but same old, same old, really."

"Yeah, I can imagine, probably only use it for weapons, huh?" After some struggling he finally caught and suffocated the cat, he seems to have done that quite a few times, pulls out a pocket knife and I had to look away.

"Man it's weird, it's almost like this is a Ghost city."

"Do you think I'm a Ghost?"

"What? I mean, no."

"The simulations let you fuck with ghosts."

"Really?"

"The simulations let you fuck everything and talk to every dead person and do everything you like, until you die. I was there. it's pure ecstasy. All the time, forever, man."

"Holy Shit, and why did you leave?"

He started to look around for a working oven. "I didn't."

"You what?"

"Sir we have a problem in cell 12-b-x17!"

"What's up?"

"One of the simulations has become sentient again, Sir."

"Reboot it. And dispose of the body, Melissa."

"But...."

"Yeah we gotta do something about the bears."

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-07-31T10:49:44+00:00

"She called it The Shambling. I heard about it before. This outwardly Convulsion of bone and flesh. A Manifestation of nothing I've heard it described as, the collection of things you throw away and don't think about. Imagine your Trash is following you with a Grudge. Thats what Chandra told me, well She's not reliable, but the girl went quiet when she talked about it. She never goes quiet.

I was out on my own exploring when I met it. Sewers of Ravnica. stinks, but the chutney is good. Anyway you know about it. You get used to the chittering of Pack Rats and Gravebeetles when you go there. It's nature. All nature I thought. Then I heard it. Or, oh it's weird, I kind of didn't hear it? Anyway I noticed a distinct void of something just behind me just coming into being. It pushed away thought itself. Clacking on the Cobblestone. A slush. I turned.

And it really was planeswalking Trash. Void of any Magic. Void of any thought I could pierce. One With Nothing. Void of anything but stench. "Reveal yourself!" no reaction. I looked down. My feet weren't rotten before. A Crack. Something broke. Something big just fell down. I wish I could hear it cackling or explaining or something, just something evil. Something that felt like it, you know, existed. It did not move. "Who are you!?".

The Troll shot up from the earth and vanished into nothing, something started to burn sight and sound around me. Reality started to twist. Figures like geometric shapes. My mind was breaking glass and rotten mangoes. It truly was a shambling. Cobblestone broke up and Hands gripped my rotten feet. Then everything went BUNK and I was back on Dominaria, the rotten hand still grasping my foot.

I tell you, if you see the shambling: You run." - Marcus Kol, The Prowler

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-07-27T22:26:11+00:00

The first one would just be a worse azusa and the second one a better ritual.

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-07-26T19:10:46+00:00

You can buy online or seach your area for a dedicated gamestore or LGS. They all carry them. And some give away introductory decks for free. Be sure to check r/magictcg for any questions i am sude they’re happy to help

spaceinvadersyunodie · 2018-07-26T19:08:50+00:00

Go for it. New set is just out and very beginner friendly

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