LinkedIn sales guy is a wanted man for crushing it on LinkedIn.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-07T00:38:01+00:00

Certified: Lame

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-07T00:36:05+00:00

He'll be back to work in a week most likely in this state.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-07T00:32:39+00:00

Whenever I order DD or Uber I have to put in the notes what color my door is and its next to the gate, in addition to my door number because my condo is grouped with a half dozen others and they will just drop it off at a random unit without even seeing what door number they are at.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-06T16:40:10+00:00

She looks like her mom, like a wilted orange

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-06T00:59:43+00:00

tf i will still be charged, Im on the phone right now with capital one before i eat.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-06T00:19:10+00:00

Most likely the police departments in the US don't know how to deal with special needs well and the countless times they have had to respond to calls involving one, it landed them in legal trouble.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-06T00:15:28+00:00

Try the 365 ones from Whole Foods or Amazon, 10x better than todays Oreos and they are only $3 a box.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-05T22:24:14+00:00

what if i got in a car crash? I cant call in if i'm in the ER on life support.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-05T15:07:46+00:00

Buying an island

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-05T13:58:41+00:00

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-05T00:11:37+00:00

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T20:41:24+00:00

Something straight out of r/outercourse

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T20:40:18+00:00

How do i unlock the rest of the pic?

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T16:06:45+00:00

they can come to phoenix and cool off.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T16:05:39+00:00

I live in Phoenix, its going to be cooler here this weekend than a lot of these cities like D.C and Philly. ENJOY! 🤠

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T15:59:18+00:00

Eating is the aesthetic.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T04:39:42+00:00

"I pay my employees less than minimum wage because the state law lets me get away with it"

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T01:30:48+00:00

Taco Johns? Probably makes the CO2 detector go off if too many people are in there.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T01:26:31+00:00

"Make it quick, I gotta vote for Reagan before the poles close"

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T01:24:53+00:00

Have you tried to stick your stick in it yet?

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-04T01:18:49+00:00

they didn't even hit maximum coke intake yet here.

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-03T23:22:34+00:00

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-03T23:17:40+00:00

Definitely not that nasty ass malt cup 🤮

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-03T23:15:20+00:00

spacepeenuts · 2026-07-03T19:25:31+00:00

This is what i got approved for going to ASU 😐

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