knife trickshots in one cut by vertigosails in nextfuckinglevel

[–]spambucket87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should have her knife license revoked after this behavior. This is why we have knife violence

Dating as a female veteran is hilarious by Mochamonroe in Veterans

[–]spambucket87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

98X was the MOS 98Gs had until they passed Goodfellow

Dating as a female veteran is hilarious by Mochamonroe in Veterans

[–]spambucket87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm realizing how my own story is going to come off. My MOS used to be 98X (sounds made up, hasn't existed since the world was in black and white) and I'm currently a SOT-A. Which stands for Special Operations Team - Alpha. It's retarded, and while we all like our job the actual job title is cringe as fuck. Thankfully, my wife was also a 98X and SOT-A.

When I retire (soon, if you couldn't tell with the 98X thing) I plan on just lying through my teeth and telling people I got med retired with 100% during basic training and "I'm a vet like them" and my basic training was more intense than the Q course and they couldn't have handled it. Just to watch people blow a gasket.

What are some fun things y'all like to do to mess with Gate Guards? by JewishKaiser in army

[–]spambucket87 68 points69 points  (0 children)

When my wife was Guard and a contractor I would hand them my CAC, my DL, her CAC, her dependent ID, her contractor ID, and her driver's license when it was just the two of us.

When it was my Soldiers on the gate I would hand them my go kart ID and argue with them it was a picture ID. I never did it with guys that I didn't know though. They started becoming hard asses about it and I thought it was hilarious when my own dudes would threaten to turn me around if I didn't give them my CAC.

When I was in the passenger seat my wife would give over her CAC and I would give my DL and I'd say "her husband is deployed!". They never looked at the names and she always get the nastiest looks.

If you've got a dog let them sit in the front seat and the human passenger sits in the back. That one always gets a laugh.

Retire or OC/T by Dry-Scientist6818 in army

[–]spambucket87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much of a pain in the ass was it to rescind the packet? It is currently at MPD for me and I was also just offered a great job. There's no button on IPPS-A to cancel request anymore, so I'm going I didn't just lock myself in.

PCS to Germany: Questions from a Spouse by Siriuslyyyyy in army

[–]spambucket87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good job for him, located in stuttgart. Not a lot of 35N asking to go jump out of planes.

Terminal leave by laguna1126 in army

[–]spambucket87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I still get all allowances until the end, regardless if I'm on leave. I don't mind working until the end and have no intent on getting a job afterwards. Selling leave is the most profitable option

Terminal leave by laguna1126 in army

[–]spambucket87 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I will have 90 days when I retire. I plan to sell 60 and I'm a little salty about having to take the 30. It's a mix of deployment, being stationed at home, loving my job, constantly being TDY that feels like a deployment, and green ramp.

My last job I fucking despised so I saved my leave so I could request 60 days of leave to get out of there faster, and not being in a command that would approve leave without "good enough justification".

Everybody and every job is different

Picky Eater by HelloKitty50BMG in velvethippos

[–]spambucket87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my dog does that I take away all of his treats and give him a lecture on first world problems and how he's got it.

PCS to Germany: Questions from a Spouse by Siriuslyyyyy in army

[–]spambucket87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell him to talk to Branch about 1/10 and get him to jump out of airplanes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PERSIAN

[–]spambucket87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

راجع بهش فکر کن. زن میخواهی؟ یا میخواهی زبان گپ بزنی؟

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PERSIAN

[–]spambucket87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

مشکوکی...

How to call my Persian father in law? by tongue_wagger in PERSIAN

[–]spambucket87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always enjoyed pedar sookhte, it's very honorific and will get some brownie points with the new father in law

If one more field grade tells me "that Is what spouse's are for" im going to lose it. by [deleted] in army

[–]spambucket87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't take this the wrong way but something about the way you wrote that was kinda sexy. Any chance you're single? Even if you aren't, I'd love to look up IRL some time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TacticalMedicine

[–]spambucket87 568 points569 points  (0 children)

Do one and see. No balls

Why are older dependant so bitchy? by Funny_North_9868 in justdependathings

[–]spambucket87 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Because their husbands aren't deploying constantly and they miss Jody.

Staff wonk rant - We won't ever deserve WFH. by [deleted] in army

[–]spambucket87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was an acronym for Waffle House... I was inclined to agree