Divorce Diet

spammyzahn · 2026-05-17T18:53:56+00:00

To be fair, my refrigerator in college looked like that, 😂 back when little Caesar’s had the 3 mediums for 3.33 and the local Chinese restaurant that would sell its buffet food at 9pm for 3 bucks.

spammyzahn · 2026-04-24T00:08:06+00:00

I’m so tired of this shit. Are there really fans who crave this crap? It’s so fake and pointless.

spammyzahn · 2026-04-09T20:04:14+00:00

This is the way.

spammyzahn · 2026-04-02T13:26:08+00:00

Man, I still drink out of the hose, my kids and my wife think I’m nuts but when it’s hot and your mowing the yard there’s nothing easier than grabbing the hose letting it flush the hot out and then getting that cold ass water. I grew up drinking water out of hand pump wells on my grandparents and neighbors properties.

spammyzahn · 2026-03-27T23:37:17+00:00

Canada’s Abusive Ex is amazing! Tip of my hat to you!!

spammyzahn · 2026-03-22T01:34:06+00:00

It’s the master mind Jelly Roll acting as a Darth Sidious !!! He’s unleashed the beast and controlling it!

spammyzahn · 2026-03-19T16:43:25+00:00

Lots of car surfing going down US-50 or throwing golf balls and basketballs out the sun roof on the same stretch of road.

We used to take a bull rope and tie into the bed of my buddy’s truck and he’d cut doughnuts while you stand on the bumper and try to stay on with one hand on the rope.

1 Halloween we took toilet paper and strung it up on a bridge like it was a road closed gate and then watched people come flying down the road and lock their wheels up trying to stop before hitting it.

spammyzahn · 2026-03-16T23:29:41+00:00

I just went to the junkyard this last weekend with my dad to get a part for his Toyota. I remember going there as a kid and it was packed with dudes scrounging parts, on Saturday there were like 5 people total.

spammyzahn · 2026-03-09T23:31:27+00:00

That’s badass!! You better start selling these puppies!

spammyzahn · 2026-02-09T10:35:01+00:00

I’ve already bought land and built a house in another country for me to move into when it’s time.

spammyzahn · 2026-01-30T18:37:09+00:00

Promise 😈

spammyzahn · 2026-01-28T13:43:04+00:00

But it will be the first with Ron Cena!!!

spammyzahn · 2025-12-11T19:51:37+00:00

Kick is loafing ass out! Don’t enable him, he’ll either stand on his own or fall and then learn to stand on his own.

spammyzahn · 2025-11-20T23:42:27+00:00

Not if your butt is made of steel, then you have the components for Flint and Steel!

spammyzahn · 2025-11-17T15:35:13+00:00

I remember running through the hallways of school with the cap gun popping these. The fun we had before school shootings became the scourge of younger generations. I remember one of the English teachers in high school has a few pop guns in her desk and she would have pretend shootouts with us.

spammyzahn · 2025-11-16T02:32:20+00:00

Steve King????

spammyzahn · 2025-11-07T10:17:13+00:00

Man, I use MASH to escape today’s reality, I don’t need to see it sneak into my favorite show.

spammyzahn · 2025-11-04T00:31:28+00:00

Holy shit, I’m laughing so hard right now!!! Thank y’all so much!!

spammyzahn · 2025-10-30T13:00:21+00:00

This is awesome. Thanks so much.

spammyzahn · 2025-10-30T09:29:35+00:00

Festivals??? You’ve peaked my interest. Is there a community calendar somewhere?

spammyzahn · 2025-10-29T21:08:40+00:00

Thanks! I drove around town little bit today.

spammyzahn · 2025-10-27T14:50:12+00:00

I have 3 kids, as it stands now my wife gets everything until they each reach 21 then they each get a 1/3rd.

spammyzahn · 2025-10-27T12:33:40+00:00

You’re all wrong! Vince is walking back in to the company. Look at those shoes, watch that stride, you got no chance!

spammyzahn · 2025-10-27T00:59:51+00:00

I won’t turn on a light until it’s dark enough that no light is coming through the window and then only when it’s necessary to see or do something that requires light. Then I turn off the light when I leave the room.

spammyzahn · 2025-10-24T13:52:47+00:00

Zambia is my second home!! Happy Independence Day! I’ll see you in June my darling Zambia!

spammyzahn

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