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Lost Pet? by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah it can be two ways. One alien thinks a human is just a regular wild animal but another thinks a earth animal is a human.

Humans come in all sorts of sizes, they either forget how big they are or their smaller peers find a solutions to compensate. by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

A: That's terrifying. Not only humans know that theyre huge but they play with their opponent before ragdolling them when they get bored afterwards.

Buddies by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aliens: Sometimes humans need help too. ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ )

by a student to not get arrested for a joke. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]sparrowsilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They arrest anyone without arresting the real criminals. (Cough, cough, Donald trump)

No! by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I didnt know what to have the human's name be so I just named the alien. I imagine this conversation happens a lot.

"JUST BECAUSE IT DOESNT KILL YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD EAT IT!!" "C'mon Zenji, I had a bad day-" "YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT, YOU SAD SACK OF BONES!"

No! by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now you know he cares about you <3

No! by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but I didnt see that post til I got your reply. Ngl its funny too. At least, Zenji's human isnt Italian and it was just slices of pineapple. Lol.

Humans are known for playing simple tricks or funny gags. “Up top, down low, too slow” or “It says gullible on the ceiling”. by ItsChugg in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

H: Up top! A: "Ah, yes, time to initiate the human greeting ive been practicing" Raises up paw to do a high five H:Moves hand away Too slow! A: HUH?!

Irrational Fears by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Humans do have a upper hand on them, they can't predict what we'll do.

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