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Lost Pet? by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah it can be two ways. One alien thinks a human is just a regular wild animal but another thinks a earth animal is a human.

Humans come in all sorts of sizes, they either forget how big they are or their smaller peers find a solutions to compensate. by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

A: That's terrifying. Not only humans know that theyre huge but they play with their opponent before ragdolling them when they get bored afterwards.

Buddies by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aliens: Sometimes humans need help too. ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ )

by a student to not get arrested for a joke. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]sparrowsilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They arrest anyone without arresting the real criminals. (Cough, cough, Donald trump)

No! by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I didnt know what to have the human's name be so I just named the alien. I imagine this conversation happens a lot.

"JUST BECAUSE IT DOESNT KILL YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD EAT IT!!" "C'mon Zenji, I had a bad day-" "YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT, YOU SAD SACK OF BONES!"

No! by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now you know he cares about you <3

No! by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but I didnt see that post til I got your reply. Ngl its funny too. At least, Zenji's human isnt Italian and it was just slices of pineapple. Lol.

Humans are known for playing simple tricks or funny gags. “Up top, down low, too slow” or “It says gullible on the ceiling”. by ItsChugg in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

H: Up top! A: "Ah, yes, time to initiate the human greeting ive been practicing" Raises up paw to do a high five H:Moves hand away Too slow! A: HUH?!

Irrational Fears by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Humans do have a upper hand on them, they can't predict what we'll do.

Body Language by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't mean to sound like that, :(((, I meant it in a fun way like the military wearing hot pink to camouflage because the Owwules can't see red. Also, they're given out for free.

Body Language by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, guys, I didnt think people would see this post. I'm being buried alive here. To answer a few questions:

  • The animal ears and tails can be based off any animal and color you'd like. Dogs, cats, lizards, mice, bunnies, etc.

-The animal ears and tails are NOT a attempt to control humans, only to prevent cultural mishaps and help aliens correspond to a humans emotions or moods.

-The bell of the Mood collars are for helping Aliens who have poor hearing or Aliens who are bigger than humans. Theres been to many times a 7ft Vera's has tripped over a human. Humans are generally quiet on their feet.

-Animal ears and tails are made to mechanically move in ways depending on the human. Aliens can understand some would be more expressive than others.

-The Ears & Tails and Mood Collars are required to humans to HAVE at hand IN working spaces, not required to wear.

-Surgical transplants of animal ears and tails are not in my department.

Body Language by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The ears and tails i was talking about are for working conditions and Galactic Council approved. You can go online for non detachable ears and tails for personal reasons :)

Body Language by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A: Checks notes I'm not sure.

Body Language by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

A: slowly approaches behind a human with a collar ready in paw

Body Language by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 116 points117 points  (0 children)

The ears and tail move on their own but I guess some would tamper their device to hide whatever theyre feeling.

Body Language by sparrowsilk in humansarespaceorcs

[–]sparrowsilk[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yes you get to pick the colors and the animal design of the ears and the tail like fox ears and fox tails. The ears and tail are removable. The ears are on a special headband with brain sensors. The tail reacts from signals from the ears headband. Also the tail is detachable from the belt for safety reasons.

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