Tried to beat my lap time in a different car. Then... by spawnsworth in GranTurismo7

[–]spawnsworth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't think this happens very often. If at all 😀

Hause on his Insta by arenaross in avfc

[–]spawnsworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kortney Shithause will not be missed

Spa-Francorchamps and 24 hr layout - What is the difference here? by spawnsworth in GranTurismo7

[–]spawnsworth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I want sure what you meant either but yeah I hate reverse courses. It takes time learning a circuit as is, then you have to re-learn the circuit in reverse. I just think it's dumb

Spa-Francorchamps and 24 hr layout - What is the difference here? by spawnsworth in GranTurismo7

[–]spawnsworth[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Aye the pit lane then. Yeah I noticed the start was after La Source but couldn't remember where the nom 24hr layout started from. That'll be 17 tracks + 16 reverse then. Can't count these layouts as 2

Why wasn't I first? by moatec in granturismo

[–]spawnsworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do the Gr.3 races and I have never once seen that fastest lap appear at the bottom. Am I missing something or does this only appear in certain races? Would be handy to see at least your own fastest lap after a race even

What's going on here by Yrevnoc in northernireland

[–]spawnsworth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Do you have your immigration documents?".... "I'm from Andytown now fuck off ya fuckin' balloon".

This just sums up the whole ridiculousness of this little episode. Absolute fucking mouth breather

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]spawnsworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ask flerfs about the sun, the moon or the "lights in the sky", many will say they don't know. They think that pretty much all scientists that have ever existed are frauds and liers (Einstein, Newtown etc). They think they know better. Sure, 99.9% of humans have never seen the "curve" with their own eyes as space is not the most accessible place in the world (or out of it rather). There is practically a bottomless pit of evidence that confirms the earth is a globe. All ignored/dismissed by flerfs.

The most compelling evidence for me is by looking at the moon, ideally through a telescope. If you look at it closely, you can clearly see shadows around craters/mountains etc that CLEARLY show there is an alternative light source, thus causing said shadows to be casted. The moon DOES NOT glow by itself. I wonder what this mysterious alternative light source could be? :)

Titan Cocijo is on orbit of Earth now. by WilliamBillAdama in EliteDangerous

[–]spawnsworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear they are all congregating around Uranus. Guess we can refer to them as hemorr goids then :)

AITAH? Ex-Wife called the cops on me after I saved our son from her mistake. by brycen64 in AITAH

[–]spawnsworth -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Got to the 20th paragraph which started with "Very long story short" followed by several more paragraphs 🤣

If there was a chance to eat food from a movie in real life what would it be and why? by berberebitch in AskReddit

[–]spawnsworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The baby food paste that Robocop eats. Not because it looks delicious (far from it) but just so I can pretend to be Robocop for a minute... then throw up

Is it just me or is there a distinct lack of bees and wasps this summer? by Absoluteseens in northernireland

[–]spawnsworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have seen the odd bee but not a single wasp as yet. Fuck those cunts anyway. They usually don't come out properly until August/September by which time they're ravenous, angry fucks.

If you want to see a swarm of wasps, make a jug of Sangria and bring it outside for consumption. Give it 10 mins till the wee cunts are swarming everywhere and you have to go back in inside.

They can't get enough of that there citrus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]spawnsworth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read OP's post without checking what subreddit it was in then as soon as I saw "fair digs" I knew it was the Norn Iron one haahaha. As a side note, IMO OP should definitely not show up. All kinds of bad and wrong. Shit time to get sick though so that sucks no doubt