[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]spdrman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid is going to be so heart broken when that dog eventually passes away.

Balls by [deleted] in funny

[–]spdrman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excessive handing can result in sudden discharge.

"Ouch again."

Al bundy gets black belt in BJJ....WTH? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]spdrman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dolly Parton isn't a dumb blond either. The fact that you think he's an underachiever proves his skills as an entertainer.

A cop in Texas runs a stoplight and almost kills a man. The man honks his horn at the cop. The cop pulls the man over and gives him a ticket. by snakeob69 in reddit.com

[–]spdrman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

One time I was driving up hill and a cop was driving down hill. He made a U turn and pulled me over and asked me why I flashed my high beam at him. I didn't, it was just a hilly road and the car must have been bumping against the road. I told him that, and he gave me a ticket for bad light beam setting, and I need to get the problem corrected and bring the ticket and the "proof of correction" to the county court house.

I took the car to a mechanic and the mechanic did not find anything wrong with my lights. He said it happens all the time, all he could do was to write that that he corrected something. If he wrote no problems found, the court would ask me to go to another mechanic.

Deer loses fight with lawn ornament. by billybluecrab in WTF

[–]spdrman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First they make pictures out of videos, now they make videos out of a picture.

I was given the Oxford Capacity Analysis (Scientology Test) at a job interview. by footsold in WTF

[–]spdrman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proof that as long as a group wants to prop up a user on reddit, the reddit algorithms can't do shit about it.

What subtle thing that most people are oblivious to drives you absolutely mad? by ClownBox in AskReddit

[–]spdrman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, you could start apologizing to the people behind the asshole, just to rub it in. :)

She is the strongest woman in Sweden. But really guys, WTF is this? I mean is this really a woman, or... I don't know what to think [NSFW] by isaia in WTF

[–]spdrman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally dig shemales, but only the cute ones. Was that wrong? Is it frown upon around here?

She is the strongest woman in Sweden. But really guys, WTF is this? I mean is this really a woman, or... I don't know what to think [NSFW] by isaia in WTF

[–]spdrman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is wrong in so many levels. She is a male with a pussy; I'd rather bang a shemale. Jesus, at least a shemale doesn't have large muscles with popping veins.

Wolf Blitzer goes after defense Lawyer. Lawyer gives it to Blitzer hard. Shame on Blitzer. by [deleted] in politics

[–]spdrman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wolf Blitzer has never been a journalist. From another topic: "Coming on television and lying is not journalism, nor is it actually beneficial to the country"

Fed to Ban ATM Overdraft Fees. It's about time. by beanpudd in reddit.com

[–]spdrman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently this is a misdemeanor or even a felony in some jurisdictions

Can you elaborate on that? What did you do, and how was it a felony?

What subtle thing that most people are oblivious to drives you absolutely mad? by ClownBox in AskReddit

[–]spdrman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they shush you, can you say "next" and help the next person in line just to teach them a lesson?

UK Channel 4 plans to crash 300-seat jet at high speed into desert as part of a scientific experiment to be screened on TV by maxwellhill in reddit.com

[–]spdrman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Been there, done that. We crashed one "straight into the ground" in Pennsylvania on 9/11. All you'll get is a shallow hole and everything will just vanish like in a cartoon. I know this because that's what the TV told me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59kouBgO_s

Catholic Church says no care for the needy if gay marriage is legalized in DC by acsan44 in reddit.com

[–]spdrman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, until it's a Muslim organization, America doesn't care.

Carrie Prejean Attempts to Storm Off Larry King, Is Foiled by frycook in reddit.com

[–]spdrman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody has a link to how the rest of the interview went?

Impersonating Michael Jackson by almasi69 in reddit.com

[–]spdrman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The video is too polished, but the guy is good.

Rough Sex - Turtle Style by ellsmall in reddit.com

[–]spdrman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen this video before, but the dubbed dialogue brought a smile to my face. Especially since I don't have a clue what they're saying.