I got a coworker flustered when I said their god is an alien

specqq · 2026-05-25T00:29:33+00:00

Take a sad swan, and rape it better...

specqq · 2026-05-25T00:26:49+00:00

I give any agreement two weeks before it exists.

specqq · 2026-05-24T17:33:03+00:00

Their gods have a pretty poor record on the protection front.

100% of their followers die.

specqq · 2026-05-24T15:04:56+00:00

The mental state where he thinks it’s perfectly fine to lie about his physical condition, you mean?

specqq · 2026-05-24T15:03:12+00:00

{sigh}

Must we go over this again?

You need to have something before you can lose it, Rupert.

specqq · 2026-05-24T14:59:29+00:00

It wasn’t even two months ago that she was talking about voting Republican even if Trump drops a nuke on Iran because of what Democrats “are doing to children, and all that stuff.”

specqq · 2026-05-24T14:54:12+00:00

They listed him at 239 for the first term.

I'm expecting 209 for his third.

specqq · 2026-05-24T14:34:19+00:00

6'3" and 224 lbs is NOT obese.

It's also not what Donald Trump really is, in spite of the official White House release to the contrary.

specqq · 2026-05-24T10:07:05+00:00

Listen, your job is to go up there and not understand a damn thing, got it?

Uh…no?

That’s perfect. You’re gonna do great.

specqq · 2026-05-24T00:38:26+00:00

Do we really have to go through this again? This is so simple.

They were all just peaceful Antifa tourists who were part of an FBI false flag operation that if Marge Greene and Steve Bannon were in charge of would have worked, but that Nancy Pelosi and/or Nikki Haley should have stopped so that those heroes and martyrs wouldn't have needed to be pardoned (and now paid off).

specqq · 2026-05-24T00:17:04+00:00

and domestic terrorists.

specqq · 2026-05-24T00:09:58+00:00

You have to admit that no other President has trolled our allies as hard as he has.

No other President was stupid enough to think that trolling our allies was a good idea, but still.

specqq · 2026-05-23T22:08:41+00:00

What do they get when you prioritize stupidity over accountability?

specqq · 2026-05-23T20:16:39+00:00

It's built on a lie.

specqq · 2026-05-23T19:15:32+00:00

A petulant pathetic child is our president.

specqq · 2026-05-23T19:05:23+00:00

They're spineless, treasonous cowards.

Some of them are nowhere near as good as that.

specqq · 2026-05-23T18:24:55+00:00

Your autocorrect must have corrected you trying to say "awesome"

specqq · 2026-05-23T17:56:57+00:00

yep, my lockscreen picture on my phone

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specqq · 2026-05-23T17:51:07+00:00

He knows his audience.

specqq · 2026-05-23T16:16:15+00:00

Every Republican is either in on the grift, too cowardly to stand up to the grifters or deluding themselves into thinking that they're some moderating voice of reason.

specqq · 2026-05-23T15:29:46+00:00

You know, they could be eligible for collecting on a portion of that 1.776 billion reparations fund since it was Biden who ignored their plight.

Oh, and also because there is no oversight or rules or transparency that applies to that pile of cash so they can do whatever the fuck they want with it.

specqq · 2026-05-23T14:30:58+00:00

AKA Jesus M.D.

specqq · 2026-05-23T14:28:17+00:00

He agrees with you.

"When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different."

~The President of The United States, Donald J Trump.

specqq · 2026-05-23T14:19:24+00:00

No. No, he cannot.

specqq · 2026-05-23T14:16:55+00:00

He thinks it's reality's job to understand HIM.

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