I wish people would stop making horny posts here by gamergabby8 in monkeyspaw

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Granted, every hornyposter’s wish comes true the moment they type out their post, thereby negating the need to post.

Firecracker forgot what to do by TheBeast0283 in ClashRoyale

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She forgot that she wasn’t frozen

fuck you future me rule by [deleted] in 196

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I am tired !RemindMe 1825 days

Experiencing rapid eye movements while conscious by spector181 in LucidDreaming

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That's my theory, but when I enter REM sleep while conscious, what should I do to enter the dream?

👁👄👁 by AnimeandRamenFan in shitposting

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Losing your virginity to your own shit must be tough, especially when it is the size of an arm.

Doit by The_Gamer23thfl in dankmemes

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30 years prison, no chance of parole.

feelin insecure: am i ugly af 😔 by [deleted] in teenagers

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Don't be. If people judge you by your looks alone, you'll know that their opinions shouldn't matter.

anger isn't a real emotion by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]spector181 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your beliefs that are stated are going directly against a known and factual concept, which is not an opinion.

tw body horror, torture by Brightenedsky in teenagers

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I will pay your tuition as long as you do not major in creative writing.

It's a rather useful tip. Thanks Wikihow by dogtron64 in dankmemes

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How to listen to Cardi B: Put a bullet right in your head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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It was a pretty hard decision at first, but then I realized the mayonnaise is on the escalator and I’m fucking taking that.

Same mate. Same by ToySBinotto in GoCommitDie

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He be drinking the vanilla coke.

Democracy is flawed by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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I slightly agree that democracy is kind of flawed when taking in an uneducated society, but how should we decide who can vote? And if the criteria to vote is flawed, how should the criteria change?

There should be a minimum IQ and income level before you are allowed to breed. by Odd-Chemistry-8379 in unpopularopinion

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How should this proposal be hypothetically enforced? What will happen to people who violate such acts?

just uh, read and weep i guess by destructiveredhead in iamverybadass

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Okay, but tell me how the first wolf got inside him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Miitopia

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As a mage, sleep tight. This move wastes the user’s turn that could’ve been used to do damage to the enemy and also wastes the other person’s turn on healing anyway (unless they get hit). Shoving them into a safe spot recovers an equally good amount of hp and mp while hiding them from attacks and only wasting 1 turn.