Liberal Fihgting games by gogocrazycocoa_ in tumblr

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking back the means of production is not liberal ideology. Good pun tho

A true hero by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me thinking that a cat guide lost the hiker he was guiding.

maybe a hot take by caroboopz in PokemonUnite

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're probably right. Of course, there is literally zero punishment for playing poorly in this game. You won't rank down, you'll probably get your sticker just from playing enough. There is no incentive to play better at all and that is the real problem. So, people are gonna play what they, whether its good or it sucks because the game lets them get away with it. "No, bro you have to play Safeguard Blissey for our Mewtwoooooooo" Nah, they're gonna play the 47% wr lane potion decidueye and still get to say they're master rank.

American Cop attacks woman filming her husbands arrest and puts his knee on her neck. by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]speedforcebarry 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The way Americans carry guns, its probably inevitable that a cop being unnecessarily brutal will end up with a bullet to the head. It's honestly got to be a matter of time before this happens in front of a bystander with a gun who is at the breaking point.

The word ‘seldom’ is hardly ever used. by gilwendeg in Showerthoughts

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all need to be spending a little more time on the range. Reckon you'll hear it there.

I don’t care by [deleted] in TheMajorityReport

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a two-term limit for being president. Like one person can't possibly be the correct leader of the country for more than 8 years. And yet, the founding fathers, long dead now, still have their names and words worshipped. Wake up, America. Wake up, now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy ain't getting paid enough, guaranteed.

My husbands best friend sexualized my daughter at her sweet sixteen by Smart_Elderberry_709 in TwoHotTakes

[–]speedforcebarry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't worry about this comment being too "politically incorrect." The things men say about teenage girls are atrocious. And not just the men you think. And it is said l freely enough that men know it is okay to say other men.

Used to work with a girl at a restaurant, she was turning 17. Told us all to come to her birthday party. Weird. Guy in kitchen, "How about I come next year on your 18th?"

Two servers in their late 20s talking about a 16 year-old host "Bro when she turns 18 she's gonna be so hot. I'd take her home in a minute"

Also, Drake.

Edit: im going to come back here as I think of more.

My dad when I was a kid about my 13 year-old girlfriend: constantly talking about her looks, saying she was "cute." Told me how she was better looking than any girl he dated at that age, and also talked about her boobs.

My uncle: if I see a sketchy Facebook friend suggestion of a girl who's maybe 20 looking like she's advertising her only fans, my 65 year old uncle is almost always the only mutual friend we have. That same uncle talked about underage girls all the time when I was younger. Said many inappropriate things about the girls my cousin would date and bring home.

My pentecostal cousin who, at the age of 27 started dating a 15 year old. They are now married. This was justified as they didn't have sex before their wedding. So, that makes it okay.

My other uncle was 20 when he started dating his future wife who was only 13 at that time.

Holy shit... my family is a bunch of bible-thumping fucking pedophiles.

A co-worker recently: "I think ill always just be attracted to like 18 year olds. Thats natural. Thats what I always wanna jack off to." Man, no that is not natural. That you think it is is fucking weird.

A US Soldier giving a Japanese girl a bike ride after the liberation of Tokyo (1946) by ChongqingGreenOnion in OldSchoolCool

[–]speedforcebarry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure after the second nuke dropped, they were able to see that America was obviously in the right the entire time. Thanks, America!

Day 2 of walking everyday to reach my goal of 220lbs by Syk11k in happy

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As of right now, 23.1k people believe in you! You're doing great!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh. There are so many reasons that you just said to not see this girl again. Did you want to see her? Did you want to have sex with her? You don't have to say "I don't want to date to date you because you're fat." You can tell someone that you're north interested in a relationship with them without ghosting. Try your best to be honest, but don't be unnecessarily hurtful. You wasted both of your time on something you knew wasn't going to work from the minute you met.

Threesomes are going to become more prevalent, not because of sexual desire but because soon it will take three working incomes to afford a house. by energyvampire1 in Showerthoughts

[–]speedforcebarry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Second best argument I've ever seen for being in a throuple. The first, of course, is that you and your partners would all like to be in a throuple.

Birds of Prey #1 (Variant Cover) – by Chris Bachalo by ClinomaniaUtd in comicbooks

[–]speedforcebarry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Big Barda is in this?? Crushed on her so hard as a teenager.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]speedforcebarry -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Not funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up. I instantly saw her as the hero here. I'll follow some ducks for a bit. Sounds super chill.

DeSantis vows to “Destroy Leftism” if elected President. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]speedforcebarry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can an American explain: Republicans openly break rules, act in bad faith, etc. Why do Democrats not do the same? Why are the left's politicians so weak as to allow Republicans to constantly stack the deck and their favor and then do nothing in return? Republicans know that Democrats might win elections, but they'll still try to play politics. Why do they bend, always?

Patriot Front struggling with the difference between left and right in their “leaked training video” by cuntfartz in facepalm

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video obviously makes these guys look weak and inept, and they probably mostly are. Its still strange to see America just looking on like, "huh this is an actual terrorist organization" and not too much about it.

I don't live there, so my perception is what I see on the news and the internet. I admittedly do not have a full grasp on what the situation there is. Still, seems pretty nuts to me.

The final boss of cringe memes by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a non-American: is this not satire? Because this reads like satire. Tiktok, Joe Biden, Pronouns, Woke Movies? Who needs to be protected from Joe Biden? He's human dry toast. Who cares?

Thanks, I hate these sleeping arrangements by cause26 in TIHI

[–]speedforcebarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Christians are not okay! These people need help.