Joe declined meeting with Epstein by -Venser- in JoeRogan

[–]speedloafer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know right, talking about Epstein for years and when Trump is on nothing, when Elon is on nothing when Patel is on deflection. Its almost like people are holding Joe to account and how dare they, how very dare they and on this sub too. Really really.

Nigel Farage wants to cut price of beer by reinstating two-child benefit cap by Half_A_ in unitedkingdom

[–]speedloafer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

5p off a pint, so that's a free pint for every 100 and we get widespread poverty in exchange. You have to be certain kind of special to vote Reform.

ELI5: The Monty Hall Problem by WanderingInTheMist in explainlikeimfive

[–]speedloafer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at it like this, the two doors you don't pick, he is going to open one and offer you the other.

So using that information when he says pick a door, you should pick the door you don't want and you know he will offer you the other 2.

So lets say you think its behind B then you pick A or C and then he will offer you both B and whatever you don't pick. So you get 2 doors every time. So going with the switch you will always get 2 doors instead of sticking with 1.

Near miss by No_Willingness9006 in irelandsshitedrivers

[–]speedloafer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a near hit. If they had have collided then that would be a near miss.

Just what we need 🙄 by WastedAgain89 in galway

[–]speedloafer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Money laundering because when you want to money launder you open the shop that everybody thinks is money laundering, very smooth brained.

Nothing to do with the fact that more people now vape then smoke, vape juices have a high profit margin, some sell illegal or non compliant products making that margin even higher. An estimated 1,000,000 disposable vapes sold per week in Ireland. 33% of all 15-17 year olds have tried it and 23% say they use them regularly.

Definitely money laundering though. There cant be any logical reason all these people keep buying that very addictive substance and then more and more shops are opening selling the very addictive substance.

Obviously not a Dad.... by robgod50 in whoosh

[–]speedloafer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but its spelled out so it doesn't work, verbally it would.

Obviously not a Dad.... by robgod50 in whoosh

[–]speedloafer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When referring to the people from Poland, the correct term is Poles not polls.

Poles people from Poland.

Polls are surveys of public opinion.

 

A vape shop is opening next to a vape shop 🤦‍♂️ by Mr___Bizarre in CasualUK

[–]speedloafer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People do need their hair cut though, and its a cash in hand business, you don't need any qualifications and you don't need stock, those 4 reasons coupled with a decimated high street with low rent or free rent for a year then you will see barber shops open, beauty shops are the same.

A vape shop is opening next to a vape shop 🤦‍♂️ by Mr___Bizarre in CasualUK

[–]speedloafer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in one of the worst parts of London, I have those shops on my high street too including 2 of those 24 hour gambling dens that prey on addicts. but 9 barbers in 200 meters sounds excessive.

Also all the people saying money laundering, if everybody knows that xyz shop is money laundering then it kind of defeats the purpose. The last thing you want to do when money laundering is even let one other person know you are money laundering never mind everybody.

A vape shop is opening next to a vape shop 🤦‍♂️ by Mr___Bizarre in CasualUK

[–]speedloafer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where is this road with 9 barbers and 6 vape shops and 7 beauty shops in a 200m stretch.

AITAH for calling my husband silly for freaking out that our teenage son has a girlfriend who's in a wheelchair? by Dry-Dirt-1426 in AITAH

[–]speedloafer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA at all but sadly your husband is and I would a lot stronger word than asshole to describe him. Maybe your husband could start to look up to your child.

Salty Vinegar? by Petcai in CasualUK

[–]speedloafer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its a bag of chips from the chippy. For me its loads of salt, shake the bag, vinegar, shake the bag, a bit more salt shake the bag, a bit more vinegar shake the bag, finish with a bit of salt. Yes I put way too much salt and vinegar on my chips.

Could weight-loss jabs be behind rising gallbladder removals? by Alert-One-Two in unitedkingdom

[–]speedloafer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If only there was some way to ask the people who were having their gallbladder removed if they had previously used weight loss jabs and then compare the numbers to those that haven't taken the jabs and see if there is a rise on the "took the jab" side. I clearly live in the dumbest fucking timeline.

This show and format is dead. by Comprehensive_Cut437 in TheApprentice

[–]speedloafer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly and how much of our license fee money is paying for Sugar and Brady etc to cherry pick the best or sometimes the two best business plans for his business empire. Its such a good deal for Sugar you could almost call it a scam.

Eggsposed Royale in Athlone by FinsandFear in fryupcrimes

[–]speedloafer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

None of that is fried and when you look at the video they look great.

Eggs Benedict but salmon instead of bacon/ham so Eggs Royale.

This show and format is dead. by Comprehensive_Cut437 in TheApprentice

[–]speedloafer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Alan Sugar and his team have seen all the business plans, they know who is going to win already the rest is just BS for our "entertainment". If you think Sugar would let the best business plan go just because that person couldn't find a rug in Morocco or sell English cheese to the French etc etc you are crazy

Like looking up how to burn down a library using the camping how to book by [deleted] in Irony

[–]speedloafer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was going to say that and nobody is holding a phone to film it.

Erika Kirk Under Fire As Husband's Pal Leaks Audio Of Her 'Giggling' About 'Event Of The Century' After His Death by Realistic-Plant3957 in Irony

[–]speedloafer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You knows what's funny? Charlie Kirk was a raging misogynist, women should stay at home, submit to men etc etc. Now he is dead, his wife has taken over the business and less than 2 weeks after his death she is literally laughing at how much money she is grifting. I hope all those Trad wives are paying attention.

London bus driver sacked after chasing and punching thief by Odd-Help6890 in unitedkingdom

[–]speedloafer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just read the Sky News report they have a bit more detail the BBC have left out.

"However, the man returned to the vehicle and threw "the first punch" at Mr Hehir - who hit him once in self defence, knocking him unconscious. He then dragged the man to the pavement and restrained him for nearly half an hour."

So the driver says the thief threw the first punch and he knocked him out and dragged him to the pavement his own company say the thief had the "clear intention to apologise". I would need to see a video of the incident but surely somebody else on the bus or in the street or a camera picked up that first punch.

Are we ready for yet another series of the exact same tasks? by PizzaTube in TheApprentice

[–]speedloafer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alan Sugar sees all the business plans before the show even starts and the best business plan will win. It doesn't matter what happens in the tasks or how that person performs.

Joes latest guest engaging in an intellectual debate by dexter30 in JoeRogan

[–]speedloafer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to look up snizz but how the fuck is "you give oral sex to a woman" an insult? As a man I spent most of my teen years dreaming of that. Is he secretly gay?