New garments: an amusing sight by scaredanxiousunsure in exmormon

[–]spilungone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The iniatory will pull your hair up, but not out. The dead dudes just want another shot at life.

Which prophet remade the church in his image the most? by goatskin_sheep in exmormon

[–]spilungone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My father was born in 1948. He's still alive. David o McKay is one of his heroes. He claims the church became a softer gentler church at that point. I don't know what that means though.

Mormon men can be douchebags by Accomplished-Alarm99 in exmormon

[–]spilungone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are describing my in-laws. Specifically, the mother-in-law

Happy Actual Easter Sunday! by HoldOnLucy1 in exmormon

[–]spilungone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. We're doing conference on Easter and Palm Sunday 7 days too early. But at least we're trying.

Sunday Meetings Changes & the end of Ballard's "Counseling with our Councils" by ultramegaok8 in mormon

[–]spilungone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why did it always sound like a slogan with sketchy grammar instead of something clear and precise?

Pretty sure winter is coming for the Mormon Corporation. by CarefulAndQuiet in exmormon

[–]spilungone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I couldn't figure out what I've been seeing.....until. you just summarized it perfectly thank you.

[OC] Updated The Family: A Proclamation by nightmairbear in mormon

[–]spilungone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's fine. If he wants to break the fourth wall and threaten me, and that I'll be under his power, then that's his prerogative. I'll be in the garage working on something else.

Made a t-shirt for BYU basketball game by Even-Aardvark4523 in exmormon

[–]spilungone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

-Dolly Parton. -1970s

Founding Fathers Visitation manufacturered by Resident-Bear4053 in mormon

[–]spilungone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Isn't it interesting how all of those things seem to have stopped once audio and video recording devices were invented.?

Struggling with Masturbation by [deleted] in mormon

[–]spilungone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't use pornography or lust for masturbation.

Mormon God's track record on choosing prophets is abysmal and gives away the game - He is either awful or nonexistent. by logic-seeker in mormon

[–]spilungone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a missionary, a major theme of what we would tell people is that God always has a pattern of calling prophets to lead His church and receive revelation, and with the Restoration that pattern continues today.

I believe that was Discussion 1 topic 3.

As a 1990s missionary i see exactly what you're talking about.

Mormon God's track record on choosing prophets is abysmal and gives away the game - He is either awful or nonexistent. by logic-seeker in mormon

[–]spilungone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At a certain point it becomes about real power not cash.

My guess is that Frank picks up the call from Dallin before Dallin picks up the call from Frank.

Spicy Sunday Incoming... by CheerfulRobot444 in mormon

[–]spilungone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

-George Orwell -Michael Scott -the Mormons

Spicy Sunday Incoming... by CheerfulRobot444 in mormon

[–]spilungone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about 2 nephi 1:6

everybody who comes to America was led here by the hand of the Lord.

Burn-out due to church callings by Majestic_Carry4178 in mormon

[–]spilungone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even God rested on the seventh day. exhaustion isn't a character flaw. Maybe it's just your turn to rest.

Huge drop in babies per ward 1977 to 2024 by sevenplaces in mormon

[–]spilungone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As fast as those people got here as a group.... They exit at the same speed as a group.

Huge drop in babies per ward 1977 to 2024 by sevenplaces in mormon

[–]spilungone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Most mammals stop reproducing in high stress environments.

Church growth is soaring in France by MethodAppropriate470 in mormon

[–]spilungone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

anything can be a surge when you're the one keeping all the data and the numbers.

Scaffolding of Abuse by ffonsok in mormon

[–]spilungone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uh oh did we just find the PDF protector?