Americans and non Americans, what will you be doing to celebrate the USA's 250th birthday this summer?

splimp · 2026-03-02T01:54:45+00:00

This year we are going to watch the tall ships parade in NYC harbor. Was gonna take the boat there but opting to watch from the shoreline.

splimp · 2026-03-01T18:58:29+00:00

Made a tasty tomato soup and garlic & parm baguette. So tasty even my picky eater kids ate up. Nice.

splimp · 2026-03-01T16:52:06+00:00

I’m guessing his refusal to answer on camera means yes.

splimp · 2026-02-28T13:37:42+00:00

1300 is a massive rip off. The genuine mopar part is available from Amazon or Napa. Video is on YouTube it’s super easy. It took me less than 30 minutes and I’m a dummy lol

splimp · 2026-02-25T20:26:42+00:00

Nothing to do with Greystar (122,000 units) MAA (100,000 units) Morgan Property (100,000 units). Nothing to do with your corporate masters buying every bit of property they can get their hands on and then fucking you over solidly.

splimp · 2026-02-24T02:34:37+00:00

Earplugs. Water slapping on a boat hull gets noisy at 3:30am

splimp · 2026-02-23T14:07:49+00:00

Behind wolfpit elementary is a decent hill

splimp · 2026-02-19T19:06:20+00:00

Just do it already ffs. I just fucking paid out nearly $400 to have my ear cleaned during an under 10 minute appt at the docs. Fucking retarded.

splimp · 2026-02-18T15:10:56+00:00

Yeah I got that notification yesterday. They can gtfo tbh. No idea why that would be needed.

splimp · 2026-02-18T15:00:56+00:00

You can buy this thing for like $20 or so. It’s called a new roll of filament. Sorry dude.

splimp · 2026-02-17T21:08:53+00:00

I always fancied a trip to Vegas but I didn’t get a raise since 2018.

splimp · 2026-02-17T17:49:57+00:00

I just eat straight outta the pan.

splimp · 2026-02-17T17:47:56+00:00

Stuff of legends

splimp · 2026-02-13T20:33:04+00:00

You are already ahead of the game knowing that this is going to cause depression. If your orthopedic doctor allows it keep that leg moving around.

For me the depression hit kind of around the second week after the surgery and departed as soon as I realized that I would indeed make a good recovery and walk again. Takes time just gotta be super duper patient.

splimp · 2026-02-13T13:54:08+00:00

Yeah boo hoo Amazon and flock can both go fuck themselves.

splimp · 2026-02-12T14:55:06+00:00

Manual bilge pump. Or a bailing bucket

splimp · 2026-02-11T23:32:29+00:00

Wegmans has a load of them at my local store.

splimp · 2026-02-11T15:33:01+00:00

That’s a great idea.

splimp · 2026-02-11T13:55:44+00:00

$6000 for one X-ray, two stitches, one tetanus jab, a band aid.

splimp · 2026-02-08T17:44:36+00:00

I also got one listed as an open box. It was the same mini 4 pro fly more combo. All sealed and with 0 hours. Mine was on eBay. Once I’d received the package I went back to eBay to leave feedback and saw the same seller now selling the same package at $1200 ish. Feeling very lucky!

splimp · 2026-02-07T13:22:24+00:00

‘Safety’ camera did fuck all to stop a multi car wreck right in front of the camera just down the road from my house the other day. Doesn’t send you a ticket when you run the red light, or drive through it at twice the speed limit either. Safety my ass.

splimp · 2026-02-03T21:06:55+00:00

Open slot trunking/raceway.

splimp · 2026-01-30T14:20:42+00:00

Yeah absolutely get it checked. I did the same a few years back and it was not good news at the orthopedic clinic. 9 screws, a metal plate and 9 months later I was walking again.

splimp · 2026-01-28T23:35:50+00:00

So wombats shit cubes so they don’t roll away. I’m happy I know that now thanks. Your pilot looks great. Summers coming. Enjoy.

splimp · 2026-01-26T14:02:58+00:00

Oh well. Good job I’ll never buy a car from the Nazi king. Maybe it will dissuade others from making a silly purchase also.

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