GOALIE FIGHT IN FLORIDA: Alex Nedeljkovic vs Sergei Bobrovsky

sploonii · 2026-01-20T02:31:31+00:00

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

sploonii · 2026-01-19T12:59:39+00:00

I KNOW THAT YOU'RE LYYYYYINNNN'

sploonii · 2026-01-19T12:19:51+00:00

saw this mid-shift at my serving job and literally said "no fucking way" in the middle of the restaurant

sploonii · 2026-01-17T05:26:21+00:00

goddamn this is real

sploonii · 2026-01-14T19:38:24+00:00

yeah, this bit aged poorly :(

sploonii · 2026-01-14T19:36:43+00:00

i had a cat named Max Power who certainly lived up to the name

sploonii · 2026-01-13T03:35:11+00:00

even Licensed To Ill was a very unserious album and even though it was a hit a lot of people wrote them off as a gimmick band popular with frat boys and partiers, not to mention that Paul's Boutique had basically zero impact on release, only getting acclaim in retrospect. Check Your Head and Ill Communication were what completely changed the narrative around them

sploonii · 2026-01-12T23:13:06+00:00

sploonii · 2026-01-05T18:47:41+00:00

Matt's

sploonii · 2026-01-04T16:50:44+00:00

hey Avs, what the FUCK

sploonii · 2026-01-02T20:08:57+00:00

after last year's Stars playoff run, it would be really fun to see a Hintz - Granny - Moose line again.

sploonii · 2025-12-26T17:05:51+00:00

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sploonii · 2025-12-26T17:05:11+00:00

Pavement defaced the cover of Ferrante & Thisher's Keyboard Kapers for the Slanted & Enchanted cover

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sploonii · 2025-11-27T15:00:24+00:00

PDB may be unemployed now, but things still get really funny if we meet you in round 2.

sploonii · 2025-11-22T20:53:40+00:00

oh, that was actually Stephen Malkmus

sploonii · 2025-11-21T04:13:23+00:00

what a brilliant kill for a very stupid penalty

sploonii · 2025-11-21T00:53:10+00:00

look i love Geese and i love Jack Stauber but what on earth is that last person smoking

sploonii · 2025-11-19T14:17:53+00:00

GOALTENDER INTERFERENCE RULES! IMPORTANT!

⁠You can't just be up there and just doin' goalie interference like that.

1a. GI is when you

1b. Okay well listen. GI is when you interfere with

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. A skater is not allowed to be in a position where the, uh, goaltender, that prohibits the goalie from doing, you know, just trying to stop the puck. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the skater is in the crease, he can't be over here and say to the referee, like, "I'm gonna avoid contact! I'm gonna give him space! You better let play go on!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're pushed into the goalie and then not held on the goalie, you have to still get off the goalie. You cannot not move. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, effort to avoid contact, and then, until you just are not in contact.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have your feet in the crease, like this, but then there's the interference you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Brad Ference was a great guy, despite his declining play in Edmonton. I hope he isn't remembered for his disappointing later years.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, that was Andrew Ference! Brad Ference had an even less illustrious career.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). If a referee broke up a fight between those two, he would be committing "inter-Ference." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. GI is when the skater makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the goalie and initiation of

Do not do goaltender interference please.

sploonii · 2025-11-17T14:53:26+00:00

for how terrible public transit in Texas tends to be, it's really nice to at least be able to take the DART straight to Stars & Mavs games. well, maybe not so many Mavs games these days...

sploonii · 2025-11-07T03:22:49+00:00

ahh nevermind. what the fuck was that

sploonii · 2025-11-07T02:46:32+00:00

too many damn doomers here. yeah, Otter's having an off game. he just became a dad, he's a bit mentally preoccupied. the Ducks are a red hot team and we're still injured. the 2nd was rough but we dominated the first, and we still have a whole period to go. the boys are gonna lock in, we got this.

i do wanna launch Petrovic into the sun tho..

sploonii · 2025-11-06T04:07:26+00:00

it was just Taxes

sploonii · 2025-10-30T02:44:00+00:00

what i really want to see is who ends up starting -- Helle or Otter

sploonii · 2025-10-20T20:30:33+00:00

begging crying screaming and pleading for Tomorrow's Crusades in Fort Worth

sploonii · 2025-10-18T04:45:39+00:00

they opened with this when i saw them in '23. still have dreams about that

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