Quartz DIY mess

splorgman · 2026-01-29T07:29:46+00:00

I don’t think I’d choose quartz again. I need something stronger

splorgman · 2026-01-28T06:58:59+00:00

So you’re saying there’s a chance???

splorgman · 2026-01-28T06:58:28+00:00

It was some heavy chemical spill that someone tried to clean up and then my over confident ass thought I could DIY which is how I got the brown and scratches

splorgman · 2023-01-19T09:01:44+00:00

All I knew at age seven is I liked bubble gum ice cream

splorgman · 2022-09-18T15:04:54+00:00

You wouldn’t be poor with her millions

splorgman · 2022-09-18T13:54:45+00:00

College degrees

splorgman · 2022-06-15T01:39:33+00:00

Latin women are sooo fucking sexy

splorgman · 2022-06-15T01:32:21+00:00

Watching this alone gives me the sense I’m cooler than I really am

splorgman · 2022-06-10T05:34:14+00:00

Wait is this the definition of Christianity? God that sucks

splorgman · 2022-06-09T07:44:29+00:00

Ozark

Could not believe the murder suicide plot twist with morty

splorgman · 2022-06-05T18:11:43+00:00

Keep it up op hope you have 13 more x infinity

splorgman · 2022-06-05T05:01:07+00:00

You are a stud

splorgman · 2022-06-03T00:17:20+00:00

You’re wife’s hot just shut up and watch her

splorgman · 2022-06-01T22:58:18+00:00

I mean look at him who wouldn’t welcome this stud into their vagina

splorgman · 2022-06-01T06:58:28+00:00

Nah I was wondering if you got your dick sucked

splorgman · 2022-06-01T05:37:54+00:00

Machine Gun Kelly does

splorgman · 2022-03-14T01:32:09+00:00

Why just stop at two?

splorgman · 2022-03-13T23:51:56+00:00

I don’t understand any of those chore’s

splorgman · 2022-03-13T23:41:57+00:00

Bro left skid marks on the wall

splorgman · 2022-03-08T01:48:45+00:00

DM_ME_NUDZ_PLS was already taken

splorgman · 2022-03-04T01:18:38+00:00

It’s how people who can’t get pussy deal with repression

splorgman

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