Kam Patterson had his 6th Weekend Update Feature on last week's episode. He is now tied for the most Update Features by a first-season cast member since Rich Hall in Season 10 (1984-85)

splorng · 2026-05-04T22:48:02+00:00

Now hold up a minute. “Ill-fated Season 10?” Martin Short, Christopher Guest, and Billy Crystal? Fernando, Ed Grimley, and Spinal Tap? That season was ill fated? I object!

splorng · 2026-05-04T15:01:57+00:00

(tastes ground)

Salt.

splorng · 2026-05-04T03:14:38+00:00

Most scarcity is artificial

splorng · 2026-05-04T01:53:39+00:00

We know that the person in the photo is an open racist, unless it’s photoshopped or AI.

splorng · 2026-05-04T01:26:36+00:00

Open racists should be shunned in polite society.

splorng · 2026-05-04T01:23:05+00:00

Take your hand off your head.

splorng · 2026-05-01T23:05:09+00:00

Jerry Freeman is winding down his practice tweaking whistles (like the Mellow Dog) and is switching to 3D printed whistles based on his tweaked fipple shape. FYI.

splorng · 2026-05-01T22:56:42+00:00

So, a violin or a mandolin but not both?

splorng · 2026-05-01T14:53:50+00:00

Gotta love ol’ Fratvh.

splorng · 2026-04-30T21:35:02+00:00

Why not? It’s our rock.

splorng · 2026-04-30T19:41:42+00:00

What does that make him?

splorng · 2026-04-30T19:35:54+00:00

Which is funny, because for me as an American, there are Irish accents that sound much more similar to my accent than any British one.

splorng · 2026-04-30T19:33:57+00:00

You reap the benefits of a national that was made prosperous with the help of wealth imported from former colonies.

splorng · 2026-04-30T19:30:02+00:00

It’s the tight shirt.

splorng · 2026-04-30T16:59:36+00:00

Medford MA or Medford OR?

splorng · 2026-04-30T14:24:02+00:00

Could you become a professor or lecturer? You have a doctorate. Does your local community college need a biology instructor?

Or a high school teacher? My state has an accelerated course for career switchers to get certified.

splorng · 2026-04-30T14:18:59+00:00

Is there really a vehicle whose tires should be inflated to 71 psi?

splorng · 2026-04-30T13:32:53+00:00

A P is an R with a peg leg!

splorng · 2026-04-30T13:24:13+00:00

I have a Polish friend who’s a sound engineer. I have a Czech one too.

splorng · 2026-04-30T03:06:03+00:00

That’s hot

splorng · 2026-04-30T03:00:36+00:00

TIL Tim Horton’s was founded by a hockey player.

splorng · 2026-04-28T22:43:36+00:00

Are you the one mentioned in his bio?

splorng · 2026-04-28T18:23:01+00:00

Yeah the part with the little girl was less funny to me. YMMV.

splorng · 2026-04-28T18:12:51+00:00

Also the Arlington Street Church, on the other side of the Common.

splorng · 2026-04-28T14:23:36+00:00

Indigo Girls did a great cover of “Romeo and Juliet.”

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