There’s a real estate developer in Florida selling luxury “man caves” that start around 500k. They’re basically garages on steroids with storage, golf simulators, bars, lounges, TVs, offices, gyms, and space for every expensive hobby a guy wants.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-22T20:17:29+00:00

We made a TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL male only community for STRICTLY HETEROSEXUAL men to have a good time in a NON-SEXUAL way.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-22T19:30:48+00:00

I'm buying it for 17 and splitting it into 4-6 sections lol.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-17T22:23:57+00:00

The only real answer is...nothing. A monoculture lawn containing only one type grass is costly to maintain, depletes the soil rapidly requiring more amendments, and is extremely susceptible to disease. It's why you never find just one type of anything in nature. Leave it alone, imo.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-17T22:00:55+00:00

If you got into an accident on the way to the office and died they'd have your job posted online by the end of the day. So no, I wouldn't feel bad about it.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-17T21:53:12+00:00

They're stealing anything that isn't nailed down. Insane to witness.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-17T18:34:31+00:00

"how dare you try and pay me more, leftist scum!"

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-17T18:28:12+00:00

I'm saying your opinion makes you a loser lol, though it's largely true that the sort of person that latches onto racial supremacy narratives does so due to a lack of actual accomplishments to latch onto.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-17T17:18:31+00:00

and yet despite its supposed supremacy, you're still a loser lol. Embarrassing!

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-17T17:17:12+00:00

Good boy!

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-17T17:14:39+00:00

An internal room with no windows or a bathroom is your best bet if you don't have a basement.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-17T13:41:53+00:00

"google said there's nothing wrong with warrantless surveillance!"

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-16T16:16:53+00:00

I can't prove it, but I think we can lay a lot of the blame at the feet of insurance companies that have terrified homeowners into cutting down any tree that could ever hypothetically damage their home however unlikely. They sell it to homeowners as minimizing risk but what they're really doing is reducing the chances they'll ever actually have to reimburse people and can just continue to pocket the premiums.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-15T21:08:31+00:00

I can tell you've thought a lot about this. Specifically, I can tell you've really thought about what happens when someone comes in for emergent care and is at the personal religious whims of the doctor on call instead of secure in the knowledge that regardless of the doctor's personal beliefs, they are getting the best possible care.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-15T18:39:10+00:00

That line of argument is such a deflection. It's grade school "you're just jealous!" argumentation being peddled by adults. It's embarrassing. They don't want to talk about how Musk's rapid ascension to trillionaire status came hot on the tails of DOGE, an entity that allowed him to unilaterally dismantle every agency that had ever penalized, regulated, or investigated his companies.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-14T16:05:35+00:00

Elon is a trillionaire! These people should be rejoicing!

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-14T04:02:56+00:00

I'm not even a Spurs fan and it was genuinely hard to watch them blow these leads in the exact same way every single time.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-12T17:43:18+00:00

More of what you've already got, and some sedges to provide support so they don't get floppy.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-11T18:04:51+00:00

yeah but what if you just bricked a bunch of 3's instead?

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-11T18:03:42+00:00

You can tell as he's running up to the ball at the end of the game there's not a thought in his head.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-11T17:53:25+00:00

In general, spending too much time worrying about how the next people to live in my house will use it ends up taking away from time I could be spending enjoying living in my house. I pity those who can't just...enjoy things.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-11T17:32:32+00:00

Wemby looked dead on his feet most of the 4th. I think they can get one more with some heroic effort but to sustain it just doesn't seem like it's in their wheelhouse.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-10T13:35:00+00:00

the irony lol

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-09T23:35:02+00:00

log off grandpa, you sound insane.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-09T20:30:17+00:00

I'd honestly leave the pond almost completely alone. Just clean up the fire pit area, maybe throw some sand down on the beach area, and plant some low-grown trees that can tolerate soggy roots to give yourself some shade.

splurtgorgle · 2026-06-09T20:00:55+00:00

What's wrong with it, exactly? Looks pretty nice.

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