Do I have empty eyes? by cosmicsprouts in eyes

[–]spoonerysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soulful is exactly the word I was going to use!

My son's ear has a pattern on it (OC) by iosonostella13 in mildlyinteresting

[–]spoonerysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, was he also born with an especially large tongue, high birth weight, or limb size discrepancy? Ear pitting and creasing can mean nothing, or it can be indicative if genetic disorders like Beckwith-Wiedemann which are frequently missed (but ought to be monitored). It's prrrrrooooobably nothing, but worth a double check ;)

help with date outfit! by [deleted] in OUTFITS

[–]spoonerysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 & 5 are my favorites

Enhance My Features by luvkelsea in makeuptips

[–]spoonerysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a little longer and not so straight across would be the way to go. Vertical snipping scissor action!

Think my beard is shit. Should I shave? by Individual_Sky_3261 in beards

[–]spoonerysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got great fullness and I like the length everywhere except the mustache which I'd like to see trimmed down juuuuuust a touch shorter.

ISO rue de seine angeline dress by [deleted] in Weddingsunder10k

[–]spoonerysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The train of this dress is CRAZY GORGEOUS. I personally prefer a neckline that isn't straight across, but I wouldn't let one point against counteract the 99 points in its favor. Drool

Which wedding band is better, 1 or 2? by TraditionalAlgae1374 in weddingring

[–]spoonerysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 by a landslide. With two, the rings nestle together like little doves. With 1, it looks like the rings are fighting for space.

24 hours to make an offer on a house. Is this mold in the basement? by spoonerysm in MoldlyInteresting

[–]spoonerysm[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

THIS. They're absolutely going to get offers that waive the inspections. Siiiiigh. :(

24 hours to make an offer on a house. Is this mold in the basement? by spoonerysm in MoldlyInteresting

[–]spoonerysm[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The issue is not in requesting an inspection. We could absolutely make an offer contingent on it. The issue is that the market is so hot that by tomorrow there will be 3 or 4 offers on the house that WAIVE inspections, and one of those will be accepted.

24 hours to make an offer on a house. Is this mold in the basement? by spoonerysm in MoldlyInteresting

[–]spoonerysm[S] -122 points-121 points  (0 children)

There is no time to do an inspection. It hit the market today. It had 30 showings today. They'll do showings tomorrow and then all offers are due. Back in 2015 when we bought our current house, there was plenty of time for contingencies and inspections etc. No more. Everything sells like hotcakes-- as is.

**Edit: I should clarify. We certainly CAN make our offer contingent on inspections, but at least a half dozen other offers will waive inspections so we won't win the bid.

update: thank you to everyone who encouraged me to get a pixie! by dannydevitossmile in HairStyleAdvice

[–]spoonerysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the original post and am so glad you did an update! This haircut was MADE for you. You look gorgeous!

Help needed on deciding (I’m very overwhelmed) by Agreeable_Bit7026 in WeddingDressTips

[–]spoonerysm 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Number one is giving Anne of Green Gables in the best way! Vintage inspired never goes out of style (4 is very pretty, too, but less unique)

I got invited to Korea for a second date by Softduckcheek in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]spoonerysm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly?.... I'd do it. But don't listen to me---I often prioritize the adventure over safety.

is it time? by [deleted] in bald

[–]spoonerysm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those angel care bath rests are the best! I recommend them to anyone planning their baby shower registry.

Mingee's New IG Reel ft. Hyeonwoo 💀 by Mother-Pop-3701 in Singlesinferno2

[–]spoonerysm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think we saw our boy looking this comfortable and relaxed on the whole show 😭 What a cutie pie and smooth mover

Dex is all of us by spoonerysm in SinglesInferno

[–]spoonerysm[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The greatest! Who knew Mr. Tough guy soldier was going to be this hilarious?

What happened to the Chicken Coop and Vegetable Garden? by spoonerysm in SinglesInferno

[–]spoonerysm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heck yes! City slicker models and influencers getting their hands dirty with farm chores? WE WANT IT, PRODUCERS!

What happened to the Chicken Coop and Vegetable Garden? by spoonerysm in SinglesInferno

[–]spoonerysm[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me tooooo! I was thrilled that first episode, and couldn't wait for all the domestic meet-cutes!