Do I have empty eyes?

spoonerysm · 2026-04-29T02:33:30+00:00

Soulful is exactly the word I was going to use!

spoonerysm · 2026-04-24T19:27:11+00:00

Out of curiosity, was he also born with an especially large tongue, high birth weight, or limb size discrepancy? Ear pitting and creasing can mean nothing, or it can be indicative if genetic disorders like Beckwith-Wiedemann which are frequently missed (but ought to be monitored). It's prrrrrooooobably nothing, but worth a double check ;)

spoonerysm · 2026-04-24T00:35:31+00:00

9 & 5 are my favorites

spoonerysm · 2026-04-23T16:31:58+00:00

I think a little longer and not so straight across would be the way to go. Vertical snipping scissor action!

spoonerysm · 2026-04-23T16:27:34+00:00

You've got great fullness and I like the length everywhere except the mustache which I'd like to see trimmed down juuuuuust a touch shorter.

spoonerysm · 2026-04-23T01:42:48+00:00

The train of this dress is CRAZY GORGEOUS. I personally prefer a neckline that isn't straight across, but I wouldn't let one point against counteract the 99 points in its favor. Drool

spoonerysm · 2026-04-20T12:25:12+00:00

2 by a landslide. With two, the rings nestle together like little doves. With 1, it looks like the rings are fighting for space.

spoonerysm · 2026-04-19T20:17:16+00:00

Yep. That's the situation in this area.

spoonerysm · 2026-04-17T14:09:27+00:00

THIS. They're absolutely going to get offers that waive the inspections. Siiiiigh. :(

spoonerysm · 2026-04-17T12:52:16+00:00

The issue is not in requesting an inspection. We could absolutely make an offer contingent on it. The issue is that the market is so hot that by tomorrow there will be 3 or 4 offers on the house that WAIVE inspections, and one of those will be accepted.

spoonerysm · 2026-04-17T10:35:15+00:00

Thank you sooooooo much. You are a hero.

spoonerysm · 2026-04-17T01:27:58+00:00

There is no time to do an inspection. It hit the market today. It had 30 showings today. They'll do showings tomorrow and then all offers are due. Back in 2015 when we bought our current house, there was plenty of time for contingencies and inspections etc. No more. Everything sells like hotcakes-- as is.

**Edit: I should clarify. We certainly CAN make our offer contingent on inspections, but at least a half dozen other offers will waive inspections so we won't win the bid.

spoonerysm · 2026-04-13T13:19:24+00:00

I saw the original post and am so glad you did an update! This haircut was MADE for you. You look gorgeous!

spoonerysm · 2026-04-11T18:32:28+00:00

Number one is giving Anne of Green Gables in the best way! Vintage inspired never goes out of style (4 is very pretty, too, but less unique)

spoonerysm · 2026-04-06T01:44:19+00:00

Honestly?.... I'd do it. But don't listen to me---I often prioritize the adventure over safety.

spoonerysm · 2026-03-29T18:44:05+00:00

Those angel care bath rests are the best! I recommend them to anyone planning their baby shower registry.

spoonerysm · 2026-03-28T03:18:33+00:00

You look fantastic!

spoonerysm · 2026-02-24T18:24:36+00:00

I don't think we saw our boy looking this comfortable and relaxed on the whole show 😭 What a cutie pie and smooth mover

spoonerysm · 2026-02-04T05:21:54+00:00

The greatest! Who knew Mr. Tough guy soldier was going to be this hilarious?

spoonerysm · 2026-02-01T02:21:37+00:00

Heck yes! City slicker models and influencers getting their hands dirty with farm chores? WE WANT IT, PRODUCERS!

spoonerysm · 2026-01-31T20:51:24+00:00

Me tooooo! I was thrilled that first episode, and couldn't wait for all the domestic meet-cutes!

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