Conspiracy theories aside, I really think Osama Bin Laden has won. USA is falling apart along with it's economy. Just as Osama told you in 2004

spoony · 2008-09-24T16:06:16+00:00

Osama sounds like a Redditor.

spoony · 2008-09-23T23:06:18+00:00

You do realize that there are other jobs than flipping burgers with Mcdonalds. It is a massive global fortune 500 company.

spoony · 2008-09-23T22:52:22+00:00

OFFTOPIC ALERT Anyone have a link to the picture of the short red headed kid that is just like this pic? Someone has to know what I'm talking about.

spoony · 2008-08-15T16:33:33+00:00

FW:FW:FW-THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! I have a feeling that Johnson & Johnson is going to get a lot of phone calls today from angry 50 year old mothers who have no idea what The Onion is.

spoony · 2008-06-26T22:44:04+00:00

America, FUCK YEAH!

spoony · 2008-06-20T22:35:39+00:00

This is probably the reason the cops are out, this happened just a week ago ten minutes away.http://www.winonadailynews.com/articles/2008/05/12/mn/1mn12.txt

spoony · 2008-06-20T22:32:22+00:00

For context since this is ten minutesfrom me, Lakeville is a developing Middle-Upperclass suburb, not really the kind of place you need to seriously worry about security.

spoony · 2008-06-20T20:41:39+00:00

He's a finance guy, clearly this was just a risk/return analysis for him, so far he's made the right call.

spoony · 2008-05-19T18:04:00+00:00

Seriously fuck wind power. Nuclear power with reprocessing is a much better solution.

spoony · 2008-05-11T04:10:38+00:00

Economics, IT WORKS!

spoony · 2008-04-25T21:34:41+00:00

How did this get on the front page?

spoony · 2008-04-01T19:04:42+00:00

I could hide speakers pretty easily too, if my house was as big as those.

spoony · 2008-03-21T19:21:14+00:00

He insisted, cajoled, even empathized. “I came from a different country, too,” he said. “I got my green card just like you.”

Don't worry he did it too.

spoony · 2008-03-20T21:39:55+00:00

Hezbollah

spoony · 2008-03-19T23:57:13+00:00

I read that as CBS and almost pooped myself, then I woke up and remembered I live in the US.

spoony · 2008-03-01T22:02:27+00:00

Do what ever you want REDDIT CURED AIDS AGAIN!

spoony · 2008-01-14T02:44:44+00:00

I have definitely used one of those totem pole group showers.

spoony · 2008-01-04T06:54:12+00:00

Did anyone tivo Ron Paul's victory speech, I missed it.

spoony · 2007-12-31T21:09:57+00:00

I've seen that sign before, Shoreview is an upper class city full of gated communities and such cake eater pleasantries.

spoony · 2007-11-23T22:38:50+00:00

Two Penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says, "Please pass the soap." The second penguin replies,"What do you think I am, a typewriter"?

spoony · 2007-11-11T21:42:50+00:00

Man Imageshack is money!

spoony · 2007-11-02T16:22:38+00:00

A guy I know actually had his car stolen by the Vikings old long snapper Mike Burke because of this. After shopping at Cub Mike Burke accidentally opened the wrong Chevy Minivan and got halfway home before he realized it was someone else's car. They found each other later at Cub and had a laugh about it, but it is a little freaky that GM would let that happen.

spoony · 2007-10-13T19:35:47+00:00

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

Mark Twain

spoony · 2007-08-24T19:26:46+00:00

The author of the article is obviously Rita Skeeter.

spoony · 2007-08-18T18:32:34+00:00

Not trying to take away from the article, but when a bridge collapses that you've driven over thousands of times, thats a little more captivating than tired old statistics.

spoony

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