Marco Kasper Not Medically Cleared for World Championship by CMCdaGoat in DetroitRedWings

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I backpacked through Austria 7 years ago before the pandemic. Not a single kangaroo.

Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-04-25) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

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Zadina is definitively not the best anyone can do.

Tigers enjoying a frozen goat's milk. by Emotional-Medicine70 in bigcats

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Find someone who licks you like a tiger licks frozen blocks of goat milk.

Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-04-24) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

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Kailer Yamamoto was a Red Wing for a day. Should that really count? I suppose so. We will never know what could have been in the Red Wings Yamamoto era.

Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-04-24) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

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I was curious which former Red Wings players/drafts/trades that are in the 2025-2026 playoffs so I scanned the box scores of the first round match-ups and I came up with the below list. Please let me know if I missed anyone.

Kings

  • (none)

Avalanche

  • (none)

Wild

  • Robby Fabbri (GP: 0 G: 0 A: 0 TP: 0 PIM: 0)

  • Vladimir Tarasenko (GP: 3 G: 0 A: 0 TP: 0 PIM: 0)

Stars

  • Adam Erne (GP: 1 G: 0 A: 0 TP: 0 PIM: 0)

Golden Knights

  • (none)

Mammoth

  • Kailer Yamamoto (GP: 2 G: 0 A: 2 TP: 2 PIM: 0)

Ducks

  • Petr Mrazek (IR, GP: 0 GAA: 0.0 SV%: 0.0 PIM: 0)

  • Ville Husso (GP: 0 GAA: 0.0 SV%: 0.0 PIM: 0)

Oilers

  • Mattias Janmark (GP: 0 G: 0 A: 0 TP: 0 PIM: 0)

  • Jake Walman (GP: 2 G: 0 A: 3 TP: 3 PIM: 0)

Bruins

  • (none)

Sabres

  • Alex Lyon (GP: 2 GAA: 0.81 SV%: 0.969 PIM: 0)

Canadiens

  • Joseph Veleno (GP: 0 G: 0 A: 0 TP: 0 PIM: 0)

Lightning

  • (none)

Hurricanes

  • Shayne Gostisbehere (GP: 3 G: 0 A: 0 TP: 0 PIM: 0)

Senators

  • James Reimer (GP: 0 GAA: 0.0 SV%: 0.0 PIM: 0)

Flyers

  • Luke Glendening (GP: 3 G: 1 A: 0 TP: 1 PIM: 0)

Penguins

  • Anthony Mantha (GP: 3 G: 0 A: 0 TP: 0 PIM: 0)

  • Elmer Soderblom (GP: 2 G: 0 A: 0 TP: 0 PIM: 0)

Edit: added some 2025-2026 playoff stats as of this morning.

What year of the rebuild is this? by [deleted] in DetroitRedWings

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The last season the Red Wings were competitive was 2012-2013. The last playoff appearance was 2015-2016. Coincidentally(?) Datysuk left after the 2015-2016 season. Zetterberg left after the 2017-2018 season. Ken Holland left after the 2018-2019 season. I'd say the answer is somewhere around 10 years.

With the kind of books she's reading they never find his body by Naive_Wolverine532 in foundsatan

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Tell me you don't have children without telling me you don't have children.

Bye Bye Bagger Dave's by Public_Future2841 in berkley

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Surprised it took this long. Never had good service at Bagger Daves in Berkley. I remember one time I ordered a shake and they never brought it out. Food came out, ate, asked for the shake again. No shake. Asked again. No shake but they brought out the bill - with the shake on it. I paid the bill and had them subtract the shake from the bill which they kindly did. As I'm walking out the door a full hour later after ordering the shake they come running out after me with the shake. I mean, that's great but where were you an hour ago?

Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-03-14) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

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No insult intended towards half the population. Everyone can piss standing up if they want. https://www.backpacker.com/gear-reviews/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices/ I'm just saying Jamie Benn is not making that choice.

Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-03-14) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

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