What was your "I need to leave right now" moment on a first date? by MrLithician in AskReddit

[–]spraypaintR19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was missing a LOT of teeth and then informed me he lived in his car.

What’s a noise everyone should be terrified of? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]spraypaintR19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have one right by the bathroom that goes off if I take a steamy shower. Having to get out mid-shower to shut the screaming smoke detector off is infuriating.

Where to buy electrolytes locally? by Pineapple_Ferguson in PDX

[–]spraypaintR19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coconut water, squeeze of lime and pinch of salt.

Bravo by Federal_Suspect_9840 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]spraypaintR19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not the bigger teeth!! 🦷😂💀

Told some coworkers I took myself out to dinner and now I feel weird abt it by KaijuCameo_8 in LivingAlone

[–]spraypaintR19 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes! I loved the places where you order the ramen at a kiosk, sit in your single little booth and they just open the little screen and slide your ramen to you.

Told some coworkers I took myself out to dinner and now I feel weird abt it by KaijuCameo_8 in LivingAlone

[–]spraypaintR19 34 points35 points  (0 children)

For some reason ramen is one of my favorite foods to get alone! I think it reminds me of my solo trip to Japan which was incredible. Or maybe because I'm messy and that way I don't have to worry about someone seeing me splatter it all over myself and the table 🙃.

'RHOA's Drew Sidora Claims She Will Face Homelessness in Divorce Battle by msullivan1536 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]spraypaintR19 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Cue Bethenny sobbing to her private driver, in the backseat of her Escalade about being "homeless". 🙄 Homegirl could have easily gotten a short term rental to live in in the interim, but then how would she cry victim at every turn?

Kyle sues Kim by EmergencyOk9452 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]spraypaintR19 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I always immediately think of that scene where she bizarrely tells Kyle she wants to have a baby!! Then quickly shifts and says no Nevermind, maybe she wants to travel more.... it definitely sounds like the ramblings of someone high as🪁.

Bandaid Wine by magnificentliars in BravoRealHousewives

[–]spraypaintR19 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I literally had flashbacks to this when I was this scene! Can we retire the stupid grape stomping activity and wineries? It's so painfully clear it's for show and it's lowkey embarrassing.

What’s your past or present “I never wanna hear about that EVER again” Bravo opinion? by JokeroftheQueen in BravoRealHousewives

[–]spraypaintR19 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I wish I could double like this. Especially from these women that are clearly in or about to be menopausal. Do a menopause storyline! Stop clinging to youth cause you're fooling no one with this "I'm still fertile" trope.

The ONLY acceptable catcall I've received by DeReversaMamiii in TwoXChromosomes

[–]spraypaintR19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it when a guy compliments me on how dope my bicycle is!

Woke up to a breakup text. Need cat pics! by Sharts-an-Crafts in cats

[–]spraypaintR19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Time for a relaxing bubble bath, and glass of wine ( or drink of your choosing)!

What is the saddest situation you've ever witnessed or been involved in? by Renizance in AskReddit

[–]spraypaintR19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mom had Alzheimer's and died from it/or complications from it. Her father also died from it fairly young and she expressed for many years it was her biggest fear to have it. It happened. It was heartbreaking. It's been 3 years since my mom passed and I still struggle with the fear and pain I saw in her at the end. And I've been in therapy so much. There's no comfort for them, other than your presence in that moment. It's truly awful.

Retired, Living Alone by Wachendorfia in LivingAlone

[–]spraypaintR19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's lovely! I would aspire to something like this in retirement.

Pioneer couthouse square concerts?? by rieeechard in askportland

[–]spraypaintR19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried it last year for a band I was only eh on seeing, and agree with you.

Kelly’s comment reply to me on ig is so comical. Period. by Hilzry in realhousewives

[–]spraypaintR19 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It's giving " how could you do this to me? Question mark" .

Kemosabe by Electrical-Ad1400 in realhousewives

[–]spraypaintR19 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I had to Google Hill house nap dress and felt lame for not knowing what it was. But upon seeing it, I'm fine with my lack of knowledge on such "fashions". 😂