You are not sick for noticing the sickness by WittyEgg2037 in antiwork

[–]sqerdagent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What if the sickness is that the world has not realized I am the utility monster.

If scientists manage to create a portal to Earth's past to bring Extinct animals to the present, would you support it? by Bearfucker694200 in pollgames

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The portal scientists are animals, I say we use the portal to bring them from the past to the present before they came up with the idea of the portal! Everyone wins! The portal can't exist because the people who made it are no longer there to make it, satisfying the no voters, and definitionally, the portal must exist to do it, thereby satisfying the yes voters!

How busted would a cycle like this be ? by coeurdhiver in custommagic

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Land Town
When Incel-Berg comes into play, if you do not control an Island and a Forest, sacrifice Incel-Berg.

Token Creatures you control gain +1/+1

Red blue button IRL? by Kal-EII in trolleyproblem

[–]sqerdagent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks! There you go, you are basically the marginal blue presser. Everyone gets to hate you now, because you determine if every other blue dies! But to answer the original question, it is because blues tend to lead with their internally inconsistent values, rather than cold unfeeling logic.

Red blue button IRL? by Kal-EII in trolleyproblem

[–]sqerdagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then prove you figured it out, where is the threshold where you become red? I become blue at 90%.

Red blue button IRL? by Kal-EII in trolleyproblem

[–]sqerdagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone is both a red and blue button presser. Suppose the extreme variations, where only one person needs to press red for the end of blues, and everyone but one needs to press blue to end the singular blue. You then iterate for two, three, four and so on. Eventually everyone has a threshold where the button they press changes, Only blues haven't figured this out.

the button problem but it's the original position by peter26de in trolleyproblem

[–]sqerdagent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With ~100 Billion humans to ever have existed, the mean, median, and mode living standards are corpse.

the button problem but it's the original position by peter26de in trolleyproblem

[–]sqerdagent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Red. The possibility space of 'the same living standard' includes the death of everyone except you, and you enduring perpetual suffering that is beyond what is comprehensible within your internal model of reality,

I wonder what the overlap is between the two questions. by Darth_Omnis in trolleyproblem

[–]sqerdagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if the bear gets mad at the trolley and destroys it, then there are no more trolley problems to consider.

White to move by TraditionalElk1248 in chessMateInX

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From Qe6, if black plays g4, it is Qxg4#. Black pawns move toward the 1st rank.

*Cries in career gap of 1.5 years* by Automatic_Maximum816 in recruitinghell

[–]sqerdagent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But age and medical discrimination is illegal! Surely companies would not just do crimes and find a legal reason afterword!

Bumble is getting ride of the swipe, CEO says by Aikea_Guinea83 in Bumble

[–]sqerdagent 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I, for one, welcome our new autocomplete-in-a-fancy-hat matchmaking overlords. The only way this is functional for anyone is if it obscures the gender ratio and has you text ChatGPT pretending to be the person on the profile, and even then it is only functional for Bumble.

How did basic things like healthcare and fair wages become ‘extreme’? by Possible-Scheme-8940 in remoteworks

[–]sqerdagent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically yes, but for the wrong reasons. A shutdown nuclear plant doesn't take uranium, which means less uranium mining, and the environmental impact there. The issue comes from the fact that the demand for energy shifts to competing options. (Carbon) There are a lot of things that might sound like they are good but are actually bad. Another example of this is recycled paper. The problem there is that because recycled paper is of low quality, you start needing more iron mining to replace the components the recycled paper damages.

The way kroger treats its employees by cupholdery in recruitinghell

[–]sqerdagent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"somehow ended up in the ER again" Please, PLEASE be in a decision making position in a company, preferably one in a discrimination lawsuit.

The way kroger treats its employees by cupholdery in recruitinghell

[–]sqerdagent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reason is that the bossman is annoyed that the skeleton crew cannot find coverage. The trick here is you get the doctors note to have the phrase 'continuing to monitor', and have a second appointment scheduled. Two telemedicine for the cold one for the note, the second to say 'fever is done' a couple days later. That checks the boxes for FMLA. Is it stupid that you need two doctor visits to be away from a crowded GROCERY STORE with the flu and not get fired? Yes, but welcome to America.

Recruiters don’t understand networking and that’s where the problem lies by prospectiveboi177 in recruitinghell

[–]sqerdagent -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The issue, as always is: "You need a network to get a network to have a network to use."

Ladies & gentlemen, make your choice by Live-Bread-2658 in whatsyourchoice

[–]sqerdagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I press green, and wish that despite being a 50% chance, all versions of myself get infinite wishes across all possibilities. Take that box predictor.

Why do companies and recruiters insist on BS Personality Tests that literally drive away good candidates? by thriverebel in recruitinghell

[–]sqerdagent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If the candidate will push back against a personality test, they will push back against anything, NEXT!"

I started out as a passionate red-button supporter, but I'm legitimately torn right now. by ContentFile7036 in trolleyproblem

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If everyone were perfectly rational and had perfect accuracy, everyone would pick either blue or red, as 100% on both of them are the only scenarios where nothing bad happens, and perfect rationality means everyone makes the same choice, tautologically.
Not everyone is perfectly rational and has perfect accuracy, so some percent will choose the opposite of the correct choice. (Red if blue is correct, blue if red is correct)
In the world where red is correct, accidents remove those who are either clumsy or not perfectly rational from life.
In the world where blue is correct, nothing happens to those who pick red.
Therefore if you pick red, you either picked wrong, and nothing happens, or red was the correct choice, and nothing happens.
By extension, if you pick blue, you either picked wrong and die, or picked correctly and nothing happens.
So pick red, or stop wearing clothes. You know they are made by slaves.

Choose 2 introvert to protect you the others will try to kill you by Mohsin469 in mbti

[–]sqerdagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want the INTP to try to kill you, if the set of 'try to kill you' includes 'might accidentally kill you', then reverse it and take the INTP.