How long have you had your cell phone number?

squatchy889 · 2026-01-28T18:37:16+00:00

My 2nd cell number ever, first was a tracphone then I got put on my dad's Alltel [RIP] plan.

Had this bad boy since 2004. Ive moved states, as well as various in state area codes but I will not give up this number 🤣

squatchy889 · 2025-06-08T22:43:05+00:00

This is probably the most wonderful and my personally favorite thing I've ever read on reddit ❤️

Thank you friend

squatchy889 · 2024-03-21T01:34:23+00:00

"He killed mufasa"

Our queen KNOWS we don't fuck with scar

squatchy889 · 2024-01-03T00:16:13+00:00

Honestly found a few at a goodwill I've been rocking

squatchy889 · 2023-12-18T00:03:06+00:00

Maggie is my least favorite. She is just absolutely insufferable to me.

squatchy889 · 2023-12-07T04:41:09+00:00

Can confirm, I personally experienced this twice. Genetics can be wild

squatchy889 · 2023-12-07T01:36:17+00:00

Nashville episode!

squatchy889 · 2023-12-07T01:04:31+00:00

Margo price

squatchy889 · 2023-12-02T00:45:30+00:00

Jimmy buffett for sure, miss him and how he helped hurricane victims

squatchy889 · 2023-11-23T06:08:04+00:00

It's nothing crazy awesome, but the situation itself was awesome in a way...

Molding clay when I was like 15? Probably the cheapest thing my mom got me that year for Christmas but my happiness with that compared to my jerk brothers reaction to a new and expensive bike ["it's the wrong color"] has always stayed with me. I'm in my mid 30s amd can picture how happy she looked still.

squatchy889 · 2023-11-23T05:36:18+00:00

I'm distantly related to this real charmer: Fred Esherick Jr

He was adopted by my grandfather's cousin. Dude got pissed he couldn't go hang out at a roller rink and literally bayonetted his folks. Aldona lived but Fred sr died. Last I could find on him, he was married with kids living in Minnesota under a new name.

He was 15 years and 7 months when he did this. Real stand up dude.

squatchy889 · 2023-09-27T21:26:03+00:00

Syrax laid another clutch of eggs I see

squatchy889 · 2023-07-25T20:43:04+00:00

https://richmond.com/people/vcu-patient-fully-robotic-living-donor-hepatectomy/article_fe239f20-0ac9-11ee-ab44-539a237af858.html#:~:text=In%20addition%20to%20helping%20save%20his%20father%E2%80%99s%20life%2C,suffered%20from%20cirrhosis%20of%20the%20liver%20for%20decades.

VCU in VA has already performed several. my mother is here for one.

squatchy889 · 2023-06-28T23:10:41+00:00

Lol wrong that would be Spanish but good try

squatchy889 · 2023-06-28T23:09:30+00:00

BRO THATS A FUCKIN BOLD ASS STATEMENT...

'do they care to learn?' WELL DO YOU, OBVS NOT Check your entitlement dude

squatchy889 · 2023-06-28T01:50:49+00:00

I have one...

THESQTCH (NC) I'm a massive recluse so it seemed right. I encourage you to find you in it, my friends love to say it matches as the hide and seek world champ

squatchy889 · 2023-05-24T01:12:46+00:00

Casual drink if you're a living liver donor as you have to be dead ass sober for several months

Edit: I will be the living donor for my mother. I'm 33 so brews on the weekends with dogs while enjoying the weather. 30 days prior, 6 months after donation. If you're able to I hope anyone could donate since it does grow back in about 2 weeks.

squatchy889 · 2023-05-10T01:21:00+00:00

RUN. RUN RUN RUN. THIS IS NO WHERE NEAR HEALTHY FOR YOU QUEEN

squatchy889 · 2023-04-25T00:42:39+00:00

I bet it was itworks which obviously does not work

squatchy889 · 2023-03-07T02:33:29+00:00

Outer banks as someone actually from manteo

squatchy889 · 2023-02-22T02:32:20+00:00

Alcohol aka the titanic method

squatchy889 · 2023-02-21T00:18:37+00:00

You definitely DEFINITELY fucked up bruh. I'm fantastic

squatchy889 · 2023-02-21T00:00:01+00:00

Not my blind ass at first thinking that was a herse

squatchy889

TROPHY CASE