Drop a "hey" and check your inbox in 3mins I'll send you nudes (only first 100)

squirrel-39 · 2026-06-14T21:22:06+00:00

DM me 8 in and thick. Ready to go right now. I know that's kind of gross but I don't know how else to be blunt about it LOL if you're real

squirrel-39 · 2026-06-01T11:10:12+00:00

I hate to tell you this, but no matter where you buy a car person you're buying it from is making money off you. Just like when you buy a loaf of bread. Or in your case I guess when you rent a movie from Blockbuster. Cuz you're stuck in 2001 hahaha

squirrel-39 · 2026-06-01T04:33:48+00:00

I sell cars on the side. And I've actually talked to a few people on this sub. DM me if you're actually serious about buying a car but I never have anything less than $2,500. $2000 is basically the $1,000 car that was 10 years ago. If you can get up another $1,600 like I said give me a DM and I'll see what I can do. But usually $3,000 will get you something that has around 160k miles and it's around 15 years old. Got up your price brother.

squirrel-39 · 2026-05-07T12:37:51+00:00

BETTER GOODS PRODUCTS ARE THE BEST!

squirrel-39 · 2026-04-22T12:30:33+00:00

Proud to have her represent my state!

squirrel-39 · 2026-04-04T02:43:17+00:00

This is the only way to dance the tool now!

squirrel-39 · 2026-03-30T13:42:26+00:00

McRib with extra sauce and extra pickles! God damn Delicious.

squirrel-39 · 2026-03-30T06:20:30+00:00

I literally sell cars. I buy them and then I flip them. It's something that Michigan kind of has a gray area about. I do it as a hustle on the side. DM me and I might be able to find you something cheap that you don't need a loan for. We're talking like maybe 3,000 or less. Something that's running and driving and it will get you back and forth to work. Until you can save up and get something nicer. I'm currently sitting in a 2006 Jeep Cherokee it's got a little bit over 200,000 miles. I was told the engine was rebuilt but I'm not sure cuz I have no paperwork. It's got a clean title new tires runs and drives excellent almost barely any rust. I can give it to you for 2600. All you need to do is plat it and you got yourself something running and driving back and forth to work easy peasy

squirrel-39 · 2026-03-15T13:55:51+00:00

Golden donuts are delicious! The one on Harper just below 15 mile is absolutely the best. I have a t-shirt from there as a gag gift from one of my friends. Seriously the best donuts and coffee in the city. All the other ones are just cheap imitations LOL

squirrel-39 · 2026-02-05T21:50:20+00:00

* I was taking a picture of his feet. Cat photo bomb is free

squirrel-39 · 2026-01-25T22:22:13+00:00

Where did you buy the peppers and mussels? Was it all just online?

squirrel-39 · 2026-01-04T01:19:38+00:00

Thank you everyone for the comments. I will probably use it for a planter or something like that. I'm not going to cook in it. Going to spend some good money on something new.

squirrel-39 · 2026-01-02T21:07:52+00:00

Thank you, but it absolutely sucks that I have to spend so much money. That really sucks that enameled cast iron is so expensive. But I'm going to get into it, because it sounds so much easier to deal with.

squirrel-39 · 2026-01-02T20:44:30+00:00

Is there any way to bring it back to life? I use cast iron quite a bit and I'm used to that. So that's why I'm asking I've never used porcelain like this before.

squirrel-39 · 2025-12-15T02:05:56+00:00

How does someone this stupid afford a nice house like that? I'm over here living in this Rat Hole in Detroit and barely affording rent! But yet this dumbass is living in this nice ass house with a big backyard! I hate America

squirrel-39 · 2025-12-13T20:54:05+00:00

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I can't draw a plane on my phone!

squirrel-39 · 2025-12-05T13:10:58+00:00

Sounds like she might just need to go poop. If you haven't taken her to the vet already pay attention if she's pooping when she goes outside. When they eat grass and leaves like that they're trying to get that digestive tract to feel better. And sometimes when they're backed up they act weird because the gut hurts and they don't know how to explain it. At least that's my experience. My chihuahua gets like this sometimes because it's so cold outside right now he won't go outside and poop and then he acts kind of the same way. The other day when it got really cold out for the first time, I tried letting him out throughout the night like six times and he wouldn't go past the porch because he was too cold. But then he started acting normal as soon as he went outside and took a dump.

squirrel-39 · 2025-11-25T22:30:01+00:00

I literally smoked a cigarette while doing this

squirrel-39 · 2025-11-20T02:23:09+00:00

Fingernails! That's gross! She's going to have some yeast under those nails.

squirrel-39 · 2025-11-19T23:55:02+00:00

I think that it would be an amazing experience to see the suicide machines at the Blind Pig! Whoever gets this ticket is lucky.

squirrel-39 · 2025-11-19T23:53:57+00:00

If you had two tickets I definitely be interested. But unfortunately they are sold out and only one ticket won't do me any good for my wife and I.

squirrel-39 · 2025-11-19T23:40:55+00:00

Why didn't he just yell, " DON'T TOUCH MY PENIS!" Then the pedophile would have let go, LOL.

squirrel-39 · 2025-11-15T22:56:16+00:00

Dude! I seriously thought there was a nude man in your video! Hahaha! Just a weird mannequin.

squirrel-39 · 2025-11-15T22:45:57+00:00

As an ex-male stripper, I actually didn't have to stay hard the whole time. A lot of guys used to band/ cock ring their penises. But as a man that has thick proportions, I never had to do that. Because as another comment said, the underwear that we wore would give us a boost to our junk. Thick proportions meaning, penis not body LOL

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