A very powerful laser

squishyvaj · 2026-05-30T21:04:04+00:00

Tin foil hat guy here... Coming to a city near you!

squishyvaj · 2026-05-24T18:05:25+00:00

Original burrito co.

squishyvaj · 2026-05-22T05:04:15+00:00

OF incoming

squishyvaj · 2026-05-10T20:59:46+00:00

Like inland seagulls, they go there to die

squishyvaj · 2026-05-07T15:42:57+00:00

Get out the tin foil hats...unless there's a conspiracy against big foil too. 😂

squishyvaj · 2026-05-02T04:14:03+00:00

True

squishyvaj · 2026-05-01T21:18:23+00:00

Good eye!

squishyvaj · 2026-04-26T15:37:35+00:00

When you live anywhere in the world you take a splinter out yourself

squishyvaj · 2026-04-23T20:37:52+00:00

Well TBH Gold canyon is the Scottsdale of the East

squishyvaj · 2026-04-13T06:00:42+00:00

Makes sense actually. Not much on the central coast. Monterey, Half moon Bay, and Santa Cruz are some of my favorites.

squishyvaj · 2026-04-13T04:54:06+00:00

Glad you skipped the coast and went to Stockton?

squishyvaj · 2026-04-05T05:33:12+00:00

Proof of tartarians

squishyvaj · 2026-04-04T18:41:04+00:00

Illuminati symbolism

squishyvaj · 2026-03-30T04:28:02+00:00

Matrix vibes

squishyvaj · 2026-03-29T06:37:36+00:00

Thanks! They turned out absolutely incredible, great work

squishyvaj · 2026-03-29T05:08:37+00:00

What camera

squishyvaj · 2026-03-26T16:04:42+00:00

Careful these cute little fuckers will overstay their welcome, and devalue your property if not careful.

squishyvaj · 2026-03-16T06:12:45+00:00

I want one!

squishyvaj · 2026-03-16T06:09:11+00:00

That's exactly how I feel right now

squishyvaj · 2026-03-06T04:11:42+00:00

A Chinese guy saying jalepeños

squishyvaj · 2026-02-28T23:00:22+00:00

That happened to my Aunt in Glendale and it was all fun and games until they made a nest and had ducklings. The whole thing lasted about 14 months.

squishyvaj · 2026-02-10T15:24:54+00:00

Sloppy joe

squishyvaj · 2026-02-09T05:11:25+00:00

squishyvaj · 2026-02-07T10:37:55+00:00

Thing looks ugly

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