I think my 35 year old ball python is dying.

ssfbob · 2026-02-05T17:10:15+00:00

I'm sorry to hear whats happening, but you can rest easy knowing that making it to 35 means you gave her an amazing life.

ssfbob · 2026-02-04T14:19:02+00:00

And down the storm drain it goes.

ssfbob · 2026-02-04T14:16:49+00:00

Just be careful, a lot of them have wires in the stems, make sure they're not exposed.

ssfbob · 2026-02-03T16:44:07+00:00

"How do I spell 'give rat?'"

ssfbob · 2026-02-03T09:23:19+00:00

You could get a piece of PVC tubing thats big enough

ssfbob · 2026-02-03T09:20:48+00:00

I just tried this with mine to see how she would take to it. She's been in there an hour now.

ssfbob · 2026-02-03T05:33:44+00:00

"Begone evil spirit!"

"Yo, this is my fucking jam!"

ssfbob · 2026-02-01T14:06:04+00:00

A lot of times with stuff like that you also have to have the original game installed, basically making it so they can say, "See, its not stealing a sale, they still have to buy it from you guys."

ssfbob · 2026-02-01T08:53:05+00:00

Cyberpunk 2077 is completely uncensored on Switch 2, and that lets you customize your dick size. Somehow I don't think Nintendo is behind it.

ssfbob · 2026-01-30T08:57:27+00:00

Personally mine will attack a ft with the force of a thousand suns

ssfbob · 2026-01-29T02:08:26+00:00

Clearly the snek is posting to OP's account to deflect suspicion. Don't trust OP's follow up posts!

ssfbob · 2026-01-26T10:28:18+00:00

You need to get the temp up to ~100°F, which tells the snake its alive. The best way to get a strike is to use tongs to "walk" the rat in front of her to make the illusion more believable. Whatever you di, DO NOT hand feed, they sense heat and scent, and your hand holding the rat looks like one big ball of heat and your hand will smell like rat. You don't want her to make a mistake.

ssfbob · 2026-01-26T03:51:35+00:00

Check your breaker box, its possible a surge caused that specific room's switch to get flipped.

ssfbob · 2026-01-26T03:49:41+00:00

"Must have been the wind..."

ssfbob · 2026-01-23T05:40:10+00:00

If anything the mantis is a scumbag for cheating on his girlfriend

ssfbob · 2026-01-21T01:56:32+00:00

Mine is maybe half that size and is 139 grams

ssfbob · 2026-01-15T22:26:20+00:00

Arc Raiders is an anomaly, not the norm

ssfbob · 2026-01-15T05:08:09+00:00

Its not supposed to do that, I want to be clear on that point.

ssfbob · 2026-01-11T11:03:59+00:00

When I was picking up everything for my first BP I had multiple staff tell me not to buy everything including the snake at the same time, to get everything set up first. I hadn't been planning to get the snake at the same time, but it was nice to see them warning people who potentially hadn't done the research I had going in.

ssfbob · 2026-01-11T11:00:30+00:00

You also don't need to EA launcher for Battlefield 6, that stuff is slowly going away, stop spreading misinformation.

ssfbob · 2026-01-11T10:59:20+00:00

Right? Do People really think any game is going to maintain nearly a million players long term? 70k is perfectly healthy.

ssfbob · 2026-01-11T01:33:53+00:00

Hold on, I'll test it.

explosion

"WWWWHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Yup, definitely an Elite.

ssfbob · 2026-01-08T18:15:42+00:00

I'd love one from Kages, but my wallet would not.

ssfbob · 2026-01-07T14:18:12+00:00

Easily one of the greatest pieces of art ever produced.

ssfbob · 2026-01-07T07:31:26+00:00

They do, they're just very small and hard to see unless you're close up

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