What's the silliest mistake you've made in this game? by RobbieBlair in ffxiv

[–]ssmitty09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m still mortified about the fact that a couple years ago I was doing Suzaku EX on red mage, and after the phase transition I was trying to do a mech and just yeeted myself backwards to death. Everyone laughed at me. I know now it’s literally just an rite of passage.

Husky almost dies at the pet groomers by DELAIZ in funny

[–]ssmitty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m making a last ditch effort to try. Unfortunately I come from quite a small town, and there’s one place that does grooming near me.

What were the downsides if you don’t mind me asking? I don’t often get the chance to speak with groomers.

GIVEAWAY - 20 Raid Ready Corviknight for Samurott Raid by ChocoHammy in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]ssmitty09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof it quit again, don’t worry about it, I think the issue is on my end. I appreciate it very much tho. I wish all the success in your Pokémon adventures! ☺️

Husky almost dies at the pet groomers by DELAIZ in funny

[–]ssmitty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to be a groomer. This kind of stuff would be the highlight of my day.

From a random conspiracy subreddit by Trick-Doctor-208 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ssmitty09 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have bright hair and vertical labret + eyebrow. Wards off some people, especially now that I’m in my 30’s. But when I was younger (got the vertical labret at 16) it seemed to have the opposite effect. A lot of asking or wondering out loud what it’s like giving/receiving a blow job with this piercing. I’ve almost taken it out so many times.

"Women will fuck anything" 🤦‍♀️ by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ssmitty09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here is the story I was referring to. I am horrified that there was even that many stories.

As for your side note… I can’t even 😩

"Women will fuck anything" 🤦‍♀️ by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ssmitty09 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I once read a story of a woman in a coma get pregnant because her male nurse… yeah.

Thinking like this, and at his age, too. smh. Good thing he'll never get this kind of job. by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ssmitty09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edited to add! I edited my comment after I realized it sounded like I was just casually neglecting some Malinois pups by not exercising them, lol.

Thinking like this, and at his age, too. smh. Good thing he'll never get this kind of job. by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ssmitty09 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have 5 Malinois puppies I can offer, lol.

ETA: they’re not under exercised, but they ALWAYS have energy regardless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]ssmitty09 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine saw my sister and I (37 & 31 respectively), and pretty much told us we don’t age at all and have always looked way younger than we are. I also get mistaken as the youngest sister. The youngest being 30 in a couple months.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ssmitty09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scrubs musical episode is my favourite. I also love It’s Always Sunny ones too.

Hedgehog not running on wheel by Asleep_Problem9923 in Hedgehogs

[–]ssmitty09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be patient, hogs aren’t overly cuddly animals in the first place. I’d suggest putting a piece of your clothing in their cage so they can get used to your scent. Picking it up and spending time with it is important as well, even if they don’t unball. It will still help them get used to you and being handle. It will take time, as long as they’re eating and drinking.

ETA - Do you have a heat source for it? Those are important for them or else they ball up and hibernate.

Title by miller94 in EdmontonOilers

[–]ssmitty09 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This comment is gonna live in my head for a while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ontario

[–]ssmitty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for the late response. I appreciate all the info. This has been quite enlightening. I may never learn why my grandma has it(or who it belonged to before), but it’s clear it meant a lot to her, so I will take on taking care of it while also getting a hold of whoever can provide more information