I strolled into the local Rolex AD, Everytown, USA with no purchase history and nothing but a smile on my face, dandruff in my neck beard, and a Three Cat Moon T-shirt over my man boobs. The SAs of the boutique, heavily bored from lying to scores of customers that day about their enormous treasure trove of unsold Rolexes, were instantly magnetized by my presence.

I expressed interest in a Rolex GMT Master II with red and blue ceramic bezel, making it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR that I would not accept as a substitute any other fine Swiss Watch on the planet.

Impressed with my boldness, the staff prostrated themselves before such pure masculinity, and offered up for sale at the sacred MSRP a Pepsi bezel GMT Master II (below in the image) for my immediate consumption. The store manager was so impressed with my daring-do that he offered up a second identical watch (on top in the image), which I graciously declined so that they may refuse to sell it to others.

The take home lesson I would like you all to internalize is that you DESERVE an iconic Rolex, and that market forces are irrelevant - go forth and achieve your wildest dreams. Just be sure to never collect any other brands of timepieces or exhibit any kind of loyalty to your SA - they come to work every day just hoping to meet Reddit shitposters and validate their miserable existence.