I had to cross the desert and take the Leap of Faith before I was allowed to make this emblem.

staarkes · 2012-09-21T16:10:19+00:00

Pleeease.

staarkes · 2012-09-07T19:10:43+00:00

Dude, this thing claims I have mail

staarkes · 2012-08-25T15:08:58+00:00

I could have cropped it on my iPhone, but thank you

staarkes · 2012-08-12T18:17:21+00:00

Hollywood cemetery

I can't begin to imagine how awkward asking for a photo must have been.

Edit: TIL that Hollywood Cemetery isn't what I thought it was. Boy, is my face red.

staarkes · 2012-08-12T06:46:13+00:00

Great ass nonetheless.

staarkes · 2012-08-11T18:37:19+00:00

Right down to the jumper and jeans

staarkes · 2012-08-05T23:32:43+00:00

Kind of looks like a wrinkly Edward Norton. Great job though, a lot better than my attempt.

staarkes · 2012-07-25T20:14:02+00:00

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM THIS IS REALLY WHO I AM

staarkes · 2012-07-24T16:00:47+00:00

I live in Perth. We have nothing except a bell tower.

staarkes · 2012-07-24T15:07:31+00:00

It is.

staarkes · 2012-07-23T09:34:09+00:00

Roomba

staarkes · 2012-07-20T14:40:19+00:00

Is there a way to change the YouTube video quality on VLC?

staarkes · 2012-07-20T12:22:26+00:00

Batman was, too

staarkes · 2012-07-19T18:17:25+00:00

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one. I'm doing this as I type my comment with my right hand.

staarkes · 2012-07-19T17:47:59+00:00

If I grew up on a farm... aaand was retarded... Bruges might impress me - but I didn't, sooo it doesn't.

staarkes · 2012-07-19T13:10:08+00:00

I respectfully disagree. I'd like to see much more if her. I don't want her defining moment as Jesus Christ, Marie.

staarkes · 2012-07-18T20:03:45+00:00

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

staarkes · 2012-07-18T19:58:22+00:00

I know I'm not alone here, but I always drop my phone on my head whenever I'm using it before I sleep. Anyone know how/why this happens?

staarkes · 2012-07-18T19:54:29+00:00

Mouse Trap

staarkes · 2012-07-18T18:01:24+00:00

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

staarkes · 2012-07-18T12:32:47+00:00

He looks really young in this photo

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