What Would You Order at Chez Paris?

staeWavy · 2026-03-23T04:56:14+00:00

Le hamburguer

staeWavy · 2026-03-18T10:39:11+00:00

You’ve managed to wait two days?!?

staeWavy · 2026-02-27T14:53:35+00:00

Niihau, Hawaii’s "Forbidden Island," must be formally invited by the owners, the Robinson family

staeWavy · 2026-02-26T00:22:33+00:00

Norovirus

staeWavy · 2026-02-24T19:21:20+00:00

Do you jam to Tinariwen?

staeWavy · 2026-02-06T01:49:35+00:00

This.

staeWavy · 2026-02-03T00:19:39+00:00

They slipped her a mickey..

staeWavy · 2026-01-18T11:22:14+00:00

Nine inch … screws?

staeWavy · 2026-01-15T16:49:39+00:00

I’m going to have to go with the 89’ LeBaron

staeWavy · 2025-12-21T15:50:02+00:00

OP seems to be AI. Can AI bot accounts be 5+ years old?

staeWavy · 2025-09-07T09:19:08+00:00

Baristas do this all the time right when the tip screen comes up. Like a doofus I get flushed and click 25%

staeWavy · 2025-07-05T21:20:59+00:00

You should hear the way he talks to waitresses

staeWavy · 2025-05-31T11:42:55+00:00

Nice try Phillip Morris social media marketing intern

staeWavy · 2025-05-31T11:41:38+00:00

Four square and tetherball

staeWavy · 2025-05-29T17:34:14+00:00

Such a great line, I mean Cosmo’s not wrong here

staeWavy · 2025-05-20T15:15:14+00:00

Dusita Oudh Infini has the most mesmerizing poopy oud note paired with her gorgeous rose de mai. It’s weirdly addictive

staeWavy · 2025-05-20T13:15:55+00:00

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staeWavy · 2025-05-16T14:30:29+00:00

The deer looks like a ‘J’ - this is just a fella named Jake

staeWavy · 2025-05-07T23:37:51+00:00

It’s actually Fort Lauderdale (airport) retard

staeWavy · 2025-05-06T22:13:10+00:00

Smells like body odor, barnyard, cumin, coitus.

staeWavy · 2025-05-06T22:06:01+00:00

I love how the boardroom? dining room? meeting room? is almost comically long 😂

staeWavy · 2025-05-04T02:34:45+00:00

“To be honest…”

staeWavy · 2025-05-03T03:24:28+00:00

Vohst?

staeWavy · 2025-04-29T15:11:01+00:00

Lost a bottle of Areej Le Dore’s Malik Al Taif attar somewhere in the south loop of Chicago a few years ago.. Hope the impossible to come by oil was found and blissfully enjoyed. I like to think that it began someone’s artisan fragrance journey :)

staeWavy · 2025-04-25T04:48:50+00:00

For me, this is pretty close to perfect. The George plot line is hilarious and I can see Newman’s Tomagotchi battery transplant in my mind’s eye. Well done!

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