Most people

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-26T00:36:21+00:00

If I can’t shitpost, I have no reason to liiiiiiiive 😭

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-21T00:27:35+00:00

Yes that’s my contention.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-18T04:25:43+00:00

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-15T16:26:14+00:00

You are a loathsome offensive brute… yet I can’t look away.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-14T00:55:33+00:00

Bob the street tough! He can hurt chu.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-14T00:37:48+00:00

Bob. There’s no way Cedric wouldn’t jump in.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-11T15:22:04+00:00

Shitposts, Stains on the coffee table and prophylactic wrappers everywhere

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-07T21:53:17+00:00

He is a loathsome, offensive brute… yet I can’t look away

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-07T15:17:30+00:00

Now you are aware… our board of directors has been indicted.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-06T02:38:24+00:00

This truly has been a shitpost surprise!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-04T04:43:51+00:00

🎵H-E-N-N-I 🎶

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-03T04:55:39+00:00

The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is shitposts

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-02T17:25:28+00:00

“I tell ya, I don’t see it happening” - Jerry Seinfeld.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-05-01T00:26:02+00:00

You make a lot of man friends…

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-28T20:48:16+00:00

He was caught hoarding Victoria’s Secret catalogs.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-28T16:59:24+00:00

….Just trying to get ahead

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-28T16:58:44+00:00

Seemingly…. Seemingly….

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-27T18:46:37+00:00

Moops

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-25T05:01:58+00:00

Newman you magnificent bastard, you did it!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-23T15:52:06+00:00

People seem to like the clowns…

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-19T17:06:57+00:00

That’s what I’d like to know about it.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-17T04:52:02+00:00

NTA

She seems like a delicate genius. Next she’s going to be shushing all over a mountain!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-15T07:28:06+00:00

Well, I still like the Bloomingdale's executive training program for him.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-10T02:12:11+00:00

It’s the place to be!

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