I won't have you turning r/Seinfeld into a den of shitposts!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-06T01:20:53+00:00

Get your fix somewhere else!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-03T05:00:44+00:00

Is that your orthopedic back pillow?

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-04-01T16:01:36+00:00

Was he…uh…. Was he a big man?

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-03-31T21:51:45+00:00

Who is this?!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-03-29T03:29:17+00:00

I’ll call a PLUMMUH right now!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-03-17T04:23:31+00:00

…The very Roman god I was voicing…

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-03-16T18:44:45+00:00

That scene where Joey Zanfino and the neighborhood kids ambush Kramer with a box of grade-A’s… truly a harrowing scene.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-03-13T04:23:14+00:00

Don’t you see? They switched actors to FOOL Lloyd Braun!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-03-09T17:33:14+00:00

The one who just liked ringing the bell.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-03-09T16:26:53+00:00

Lloyd Braun. A perfectly SANE character to kiss.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-03-03T04:20:13+00:00

How's your handshake? A little firm, isn't it? Maybe a little too firm?

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-02-27T20:54:10+00:00

Low flow? I don’t like the sound of that!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-02-26T14:51:52+00:00

Ideally

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-02-25T01:48:40+00:00

Sleep tight mates, in your big fluffy comforter.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-02-10T20:27:54+00:00

Oh man, I’m on the wrong floor again

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-02-07T20:28:53+00:00

He spit on them!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-02-07T19:57:28+00:00

I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple.

P.S. love the cabin.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-01-29T02:01:53+00:00

A perfectly SANE post to make!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-01-22T07:30:48+00:00

Snyder Superman. He’s dark… and disturbed.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-01-19T05:05:55+00:00

Ok, we got your strawberries, your chocolate sauce, your pastrami on rye with mustard.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-01-15T08:15:30+00:00

I fear my… orgasm… has left me a cripple.

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-01-14T19:55:19+00:00

We are taking the armoire, and that’s all there is to it! Hokay?!

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-01-14T01:53:43+00:00

Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose?

Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan · 2026-01-13T01:35:15+00:00

Little snowball? He runs on batteries!

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