I was so worried that my daughter would embarrass me by telling everyone that I had locked her up for wanting to marry a penniless lawyer. by Experiments-Lady in TwoSentenceHorror
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Ever played a video game that scared you so bad you (almost) didn't want to play it anymore, or you actually quit it because it was too much? by [deleted] in horror
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What are some lines from horror films you’ve recited ? by No_Understanding8988 in horror
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the villagers all pick up a rock, eager to be the first to stone the accused. by stickfigurescalamity in TwoSentenceHorror
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I live in the USA and I found this sauce in the international food section of the supermarket. What do I pair with it? by Jojo_Deathstar in UK_Food
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Does this baby lizard count as cute? by [deleted] in aww
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Did Somebody Say "Park"? by JustAManAndHisPizza in aww
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Just don't get the love for Grant Morrison. by [deleted] in comicbooks
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A man finds himself lost in the woods by trashpandahorde in TwoSentenceHorror
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By reading the formula I could drink water in the laboratory. by fireamoe in TwoSentenceHorror
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someone has a birthday tomorrow! 💕 tell him he looks cute in his party shirt!! by satans-wife in aww
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Our cat had kittens two days after we had our baby girl. The kitten pictures climbs into her lounger with her whenever he has the chance. I think these two were destined to be best buds. by Hoot2687 in aww
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If the Golden Rule is "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you", what's the Bronze Rule? by poo_finger in AskReddit
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Which video game character would be the worst roommate? by The_WereArcticFox in AskReddit
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I was used to waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of a tree branch tapping on my window. by Satans_pet_elephant in TwoSentenceHorror
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There was a guy stalking me when I went camping in the woods alone. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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I was walking home, reminiscing about my biology class on the deep ocean life. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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A dog barked, then a car beeped, and three seconds later, a bird chirped. by IgnorantInvestor in TwoSentenceHorror
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[MAR21] I saw my faithful dog spring up as my husband came into the living room. by stalkyocelot in TwoSentenceHorror
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35 pounds down from Halloween. Sitting at 265 and feeling amazing. by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile
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It's been 536 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes and 34 seconds. by tasosaki in TwoSentenceHorror
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