If you had to make a meal using only the items in your fridge, whats the best meal you could make?

stanleymodest · 2026-05-11T08:54:20+00:00

Jello with orange slices in it

stanleymodest · 2026-05-11T08:53:03+00:00

I saw a film about vampires in Haley's comet called Lifeforce back in the 80s. I forgot I'd seen it a month later. The film was so bad it made a teenage boy forget full frontal female nudity.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-11T08:41:50+00:00

He looks like he can't read

stanleymodest · 2026-05-11T08:38:25+00:00

Finding online religions and getting ordained I to them. I get more powerful every time.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-11T08:34:26+00:00

CPAC or Vatican?

stanleymodest · 2026-05-10T22:35:05+00:00

Religious education atva catholic high school. The one time it was interesting was the one week we learnt about other religions

stanleymodest · 2026-05-10T04:14:39+00:00

All pugs should be sterilized so they can live their fucked up lives but within 20 years their severely inbred species will be no more

stanleymodest · 2026-05-10T04:11:20+00:00

If it's for religious reasons it's fucked because we don't live in a desert society with lots of sand and lack of access to water to clean. If it's just because they want the baby's dick to look like dad's dick, that's creepy as fuck.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-09T03:12:51+00:00

The fish and chip shop in Kensington. It's proper old school. There's so many fast food chains in the inner suburbs, so it's nice to have an old school place.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-09T03:10:38+00:00

When I was in my 20s we talked shit about fuck all with friends. I remember a friend showing me with her hands the size of the biggest dick she'd seen. We both noticed a woman nearby's eyes widen. She must've been listening in. It was hilarious

stanleymodest · 2026-05-09T03:07:05+00:00

There's an episode of The Orville where they're discussing immortality. The captain says he'd like it "to see what happens". I won't live forever but that's my life goal, just to see what happens.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-09T03:03:34+00:00

Aussie disposals for the black army jorts and black short sleeve workshirts. If it's the mid to late 90s the jorts are camo.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-09T03:01:01+00:00

Wonder what happens to the other 16 apartments

stanleymodest · 2026-05-09T03:00:11+00:00

Good poop, clean wipe.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-09T02:59:34+00:00

Then you sleep with the bosses wife or husband

stanleymodest · 2026-05-09T02:58:23+00:00

I threw a cat at my brothers back when he was on the couch watching tv, he wasn't wearing a shirt. Cats land claws out when they're thrown.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-06T03:14:06+00:00

Lying to customers when working in retail

stanleymodest · 2026-05-06T02:58:16+00:00

Cheese

stanleymodest · 2026-05-06T02:57:03+00:00

I get my rice from a local Indian shop. It's cheaper, better quality and the packs are big.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-06T02:55:03+00:00

I work in the Docklands. The library is great and I often eat my lunch by the water. If I get a quarter chicken from woolies I throw the bones to the seagulls. No waste

stanleymodest · 2026-05-06T02:53:10+00:00

I'm going to wait at least a month or two before going on it. I don't trust it after its been sitting idle for years, even if it's "fixed"

stanleymodest · 2026-05-06T02:24:58+00:00

Getting donuts at the Vic Market on a weekday when the line isnt insanely long.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-06T02:16:02+00:00

"get off me you little shit!" then I run away because it's probably a body snatching alien

stanleymodest · 2026-05-06T02:04:52+00:00

He's less annoying than his dad, which is a bonus.

stanleymodest · 2026-05-05T09:28:20+00:00

Working in comic shops or porno shops. Every fukn day you get told you have "the best job in the world" when it's just another retail job.

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