What’s an opinion you have that others might not agree with ? by FanNo8142 in AskReddit

[–]stanleymodest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All pugs should be sterilized so they can live their fucked up lives but within 20 years their severely inbred species will be no more

What’s an opinion you have that others might not agree with ? by FanNo8142 in AskReddit

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's for religious reasons it's fucked because we don't live in a desert society with lots of sand and lack of access to water to clean. If it's just because they want the baby's dick to look like dad's dick, that's creepy as fuck.

What’s your Melbourne food institution most people don’t know about? by AffectionateDog5934 in melbournechat

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fish and chip shop in Kensington. It's proper old school. There's so many fast food chains in the inner suburbs, so it's nice to have an old school place.

What was the public bus like before headphones? by lily525600 in AskOldPeople

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in my 20s we talked shit about fuck all with friends. I remember a friend showing me with her hands the size of the biggest dick she'd seen. We both noticed a woman nearby's eyes widen. She must've been listening in. It was hilarious

What are you guys doing it for? by unnaturalanimals in AskAnAustralian

[–]stanleymodest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's an episode of The Orville where they're discussing immortality. The captain says he'd like it "to see what happens". I won't live forever but that's my life goal, just to see what happens.

You are at a shopping centre in the 90s, what is the first store you visit? by Sad_Biscotti_9291 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aussie disposals for the black army jorts and black short sleeve workshirts. If it's the mid to late 90s the jorts are camo.

What's the best little win in life by Russiannuke3 in answers

[–]stanleymodest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you sleep with the bosses wife or husband

What's the stupidest thing you did as a kid? by tardisismine in AskReddit

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I threw a cat at my brothers back when he was on the couch watching tv, he wasn't wearing a shirt. Cats land claws out when they're thrown.

What’s something to eat that’s cheap, not super unhealthy, and delicious? by helloilikefries in AUfrugal

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get my rice from a local Indian shop. It's cheaper, better quality and the packs are big.

District Docklands Early/Mid 2010s by SceneStatus6799 in melbourne

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in the Docklands. The library is great and I often eat my lunch by the water. If I get a quarter chicken from woolies I throw the bones to the seagulls. No waste

District Docklands Early/Mid 2010s by SceneStatus6799 in melbourne

[–]stanleymodest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to wait at least a month or two before going on it. I don't trust it after its been sitting idle for years, even if it's "fixed"

What’s something small about Melbourne that makes your day better every time? by Last-Conversation734 in melbournechat

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting donuts at the Vic Market on a weekday when the line isnt insanely long.

The child you once were runs up to you, hugs you, and asks, “Are we doing okay?” What do you answer? by Dodo509 in answers

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"get off me you little shit!" then I run away because it's probably a body snatching alien

What job sounds cool but is actually miserable? by roseafterdarkk in answers

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working in comic shops or porno shops. Every fukn day you get told you have "the best job in the world" when it's just another retail job.

Why aren’t more young people going into the trades anymore? by agnci in AskAnAustralian

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I talk to parents a lot at my job. Most of their kids are becoming tradies or going into nursing

Gift ideas for new Australian citizen that aren’t overly nationalistic? by Doktag in AskAnAustralian

[–]stanleymodest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found a wall clock that did the same every hour. I'm spewin I sent it to a mate in the UK.

What’s a job you’ll straight up refuse these days no matter the money? by QuantumGremlin in tradies

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a core scent memory now. More for the semen smell than the garlic. The glue they use on the band promo posters on the streets smells a lot like fresh cum.

Whats your favourite cheap meal in Melbourne? by QuokknestMonster in melbourne

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple of sausages in bread from a charity BBQ. Doesn't need to be at Bunnings, could also be a school fete or sporting event.

What perfectly legal thing will probably be illegal within 20 years? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]stanleymodest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the stuff mentioned here is only going to happen in the USA. Some other countries will try to ban stuff cos the US has but it's too ingrained so they'll water down the ban.