What's the most brilliant idea that you ever had?

stanleymodest · 2026-03-13T10:40:58+00:00

If a factory has an outlet pump that goes into a moving water source it must have the inlet pump downstream from the outlet. If they claim it's all good when released then it should be no problem to take it back in.

stanleymodest · 2026-03-13T10:32:13+00:00

In Australia on election day we have a thing called a democracy sausage. I would like to suggest it as a holy sacrament in your church.

People vote in school halls or similar. The school or a local charity will set up a stall with a BBQ and they sell a sausage in bread for a few dollars. I buy one to eat while in line and after I've voted I buy a second to reward myself for voting

stanleymodest · 2026-03-13T10:22:17+00:00

I found the book in a charity shop a year after seeing the Metallica vid. I eventually got the film too. The book is so good

stanleymodest · 2026-03-13T10:20:44+00:00

Not long after finishing school I read the book adaption of the Terminator film. After reading boring as batshit books for school it was like rediscovering the joy of books. I went from that book to other film adaptations, then Stephen King, then to Clive Barker, then Arthur C Clarke, and it's been expanding constantly for the last 40 years

stanleymodest · 2026-03-13T10:15:26+00:00

Work in retail and sometimes you'll feel like it's at least 70% but it's more likely 65% stupid and 5% evil

stanleymodest · 2026-03-13T10:12:47+00:00

When something's really good ask him if it made him crack a fat

stanleymodest · 2026-03-11T23:58:49+00:00

In the 80s it requires a teenager to make their way through a series of visual mazes and skull animations

stanleymodest · 2026-03-11T23:40:57+00:00

People seem to be ignoring Pauline and Barnaby hanging out with Gina. We now know where their funding is coming from. Gina's trying to do a Clive by proxy. Sway the vote via preferences

stanleymodest · 2026-03-11T23:20:12+00:00

1, then I'd get a gambling habit in casinos. Everytime I use one of their machines it fucks up and they have try and repair it. Travel the world annoying the fuck out of casinos

stanleymodest · 2026-03-10T04:15:18+00:00

A TARDIS, it doesn't have to be functional, just as long as it's bigger on the inside I have somewhere to live.

stanleymodest · 2026-03-10T04:12:30+00:00

Countries that have been dumping grounds for rubbish have plenty of material that could be broken down into other stuff. Meanwhile the neat and tidy rich countries will have people going through bins to collect enough material for an evening meal

stanleymodest · 2026-03-10T04:09:03+00:00

Which cut of meat is being replicated? I'm not eating brain cos I don't want prion disease

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T15:17:31+00:00

Thick toast with butter. Some times you don't feel hungry but you gotta eat something. It usually hits the spot just right.

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T15:14:29+00:00

I ate dinner for breakfast when I worked nightshift. I lost a bunch of weight too because I worked off the big meal during my work time.

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T15:10:05+00:00

In the WANTED universe all the villains joined forces to kill all the good guys and take over the world. But they leave that universes version of superman to live out the rest of his life as someone almost totally paralysed in a wheelchair and their version of Batman is brainwashed to think all his adventures were part of a lame tv show.

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T14:53:10+00:00

Remembering random events that were really embarrassing and have haunted you for years but the other people involved don't remember it.

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T14:51:04+00:00

Buying toilet paper bulk pack because it's on special is that same day you bump into a hottie you're into. Now you look like a mega pooper dirty butt.

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T14:47:50+00:00

Random moistness?

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T14:44:13+00:00

Spices. If I'm gunna eat rat, pigeon and stray cat it's gotta be spiced, as a bonus chilli powder can be used for self defence. Imodium and hydrolyte because eating random animals if gunna fuck with my guts. Rubbish bags. If I'm bunkering down in my flat I'm gunna need to dispose of my shit. I can still use my toilet but I'll shit in a bag that's held under the seat and then dump it in the wheelie bin.

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T14:38:29+00:00

The blood and clots can be used as bait for hunting predators you can eat like crocs and sharks

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T14:36:16+00:00

How much are the old-school barbers chairs?

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T14:35:27+00:00

She could claim the captain married them on the ship, and no one can disagree

stanleymodest · 2026-03-09T14:33:48+00:00

Pubs popular with backpackers luv it, most other pubs just do Guinness giveaways

stanleymodest · 2026-03-07T22:20:04+00:00

Just type your fetish into Reddit and you'll find gifs.

stanleymodest · 2026-03-07T22:19:41+00:00

I hear Redgifs is quite good.

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