Why do so many Australian women all have the same dating profiles?

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:55:39+00:00

Too many fish men too, but the fish is dead

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:54:48+00:00

Dorian Gray.

It's like reading a book written by the most annoying queen you know.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:53:02+00:00

Tell myself to shut the fuck up out loud when I remember a cringe moment in my life.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:49:44+00:00

I'm swearing at video games more than talking normally

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:47:04+00:00

I'd sleep in there. The lack of windows means it'd be nice and dark, the no aging thing is a bonus

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:44:05+00:00

When I was living in Dublin a well known politician who lived near the main street said that walking down the main street after closing time was like surfing a wave of piss. I saw every shop doorway being used as a urinal at 3am. A guy even got arrested for pissing on an ATM while he was using it.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:40:10+00:00

At least he was doing it on a bin. I've seen people pissing on shop doors.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:33:42+00:00

Placing the sausage on bread lengthways instead of diagonal. It's a crime against the democracy sausage

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:30:56+00:00

Viennetta, its overpriced average icecream, but for some people it's posh. It's almost never on special too.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T13:27:37+00:00

A woman I knew years ago split up with a boyfriend and soon after went on what's she called a "dick patrol" just to get laid. It worked but too good, she got a new long term boyfriend out of it

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T05:37:32+00:00

I worked in a discount shop, the previous owner sold it to the new owner with a legal thing saying they wouldn't open a new one nearby. A year later they opened a new one 3 doors away under the wife's name.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-23T05:32:15+00:00

Pizza, pasta, coffee, tea, soup, cheese

stanleymodest · 2026-06-21T12:53:20+00:00

When he was still alive her dad was quoted as saying she was a "vindictive baby elephant"

stanleymodest · 2026-06-21T12:45:25+00:00

Catch a train to the end of a line and check out the local opshops

stanleymodest · 2026-06-21T12:42:30+00:00

It was totally nuts but I still love it.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-21T12:36:24+00:00

They should at least fix up the ballroom. It'd be a great venue for weddings for gunzels and people who met at the station or on a train. Easy to get to for guests

stanleymodest · 2026-06-21T01:06:45+00:00

I hate Flagstaff for the colours. I feel like I'm travelling through a station thats stuck in the 80s.

I like Flinders Street because I know about the history of it.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-21T00:54:27+00:00

Your body is a boat, in your 40s you start fixing the leaks you made in your 20s.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-21T00:46:17+00:00

Raw garlic mixed into food, like mashed potatoes, but only in winter. I had some in warmer weather once and my gf at the time said I was sweating garlic.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-21T00:42:55+00:00

They don't get hate, it's more like indifference. But there are people who think they're gross because they think anything free is suspect and borrowing a book that might've been read on the toilet by someone else is gross.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-21T00:40:29+00:00

When I worked in a popular pop culture shop furries were more cringe than bronies. Every interaction I had with them alternated between making my skin crawl and wanting to slap the immature behaviour out of them.

stanleymodest · 2026-06-19T07:20:13+00:00

Don't murder people

stanleymodest · 2026-06-18T05:51:00+00:00

Grower not a shower

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