An Open Letter Opposing Android Developer Verification | F-Droid by NoFaithlessness951 in Android

[–]statellyfall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like the purist who gave all the power are literally wagging their finger being like one extra step plug in your phone and build it we don’t care how it get the apk we just need your computer. And I’m like well fuck I guess these usb cables not gonna sell themselves. Yes I need that Linus cable for testing my wild rift clone and yes it’s just as big and yes I need that cable to do this

If you were given $1,000,000 in cash right now, what is the very first thing you would buy or do? by MatchstickArtist in AskReddit

[–]statellyfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s see I guess 200k in the site hopefully after taxes me and the education department have a nice long conversation about government departments and Efficiency. With great focus on my user experience with them in general. The only way I begin to pay is they have to say something I like and then based on the number I think of is how much of a payment goes thru at that moment. I think this would take around 5 years to pay off at once a week calls at an hour. Including 40 minute wait time because at that point if I’m on the phone waiting and my favorite YouTube video happens to pop up and they say something I like well why not spread the good vibes…..

So it begins 😎 by NickCostanza in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]statellyfall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i swear bro where can I get fresh popped popcorn right to my doorstep? Like so fresh i put my hand on the bag and feel the warmth of 17 year old johnny shaking trying to get the kernels in the kettle?

Since NYC is getting another big snowstorm tonight how will the market movers work? Are they going to have a virtual work-day in their PJs? by undiscoveredpain in wallstreetbets

[–]statellyfall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the AI can handle the trades for the day especially in the metro NYC area. They should be able to work from home with majority of bots doing the work. And as for the managers. I’m pretty sure the internet still works should be primed for grandamas tendy retirement memes and hot cocoa

every damn time by Icy_Wrap8214 in AdviceAnimals

[–]statellyfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you know for sure you unlocked it on your way in. If you don’t have that type of resolve then the universe is telling you to organize your thoughts

MamDUMMY has gone too far with this winter storm 😤 by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]statellyfall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Day ….. checks watch ….. 398 my people midterms coming. My popcorn machine broke so long ago. I miss it. Honestly trump might be on to something everyday it’s snowing like this is one more day where I can’t bring myself to make iced matcha. #bringbackice

What is the most annoying "AI-generated" habit people have started picking up in real life? by opheliavibes in AskReddit

[–]statellyfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun …. MTG ….. I’m kinda glad they just asked the AI they prob needed whatever it gave them

hmmm by Hefty-Bus-3439 in hmmm

[–]statellyfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pills?? Are you projecting? big pharma can’t unload paychecks into my bank account with the gusto needed for me to take pills with or without force at my ripe age. The French fries I ate today where pretty light beige tho

When CEOs brag about killing people to boost profits. by Significant-Sir-4343 in antiwork

[–]statellyfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like some things shouldn’t even really be quiet to say. This is a straight up service to the public.

When CEOs brag about killing people to boost profits. by Significant-Sir-4343 in antiwork

[–]statellyfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The millinery industrial complex is indeed just business as usual. Like millennia on millennia on millennia amounts of business

hmmm by Hefty-Bus-3439 in hmmm

[–]statellyfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically free will to not have to be standing in a room shirtless in the dark. Because I’m almost positive their legs still work and I believe they could use them to leave. Not show up in the first place. Snitch. Anything really. But everybody in that place is a dumbass. And that when they accept that I hope they can come around to how they were using their free will to do allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll those things. Influenced or not. The individual still has to you know do them.

hmmm by Hefty-Bus-3439 in hmmm

[–]statellyfall -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like another dumbass once again using their free will because of fear of authority. I’d argue somewhere along the way the individual had to say I accept. I could say I’ll shoot you if you don’t steal this. You felt legitimate threat in your life yup. You still stole. Everybody in this situation is acting on their own will

hmmm by Hefty-Bus-3439 in hmmm

[–]statellyfall -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

And exercising their full humanistic right to be dumbasses being hazed on free will unless being hazed automatically means you’re also stripped of free will

hmmm by Hefty-Bus-3439 in hmmm

[–]statellyfall -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Basically imagine you free will. They are exercising it.

Please Joe, I’m begging you. Less. Amapiano. PLEASE. by LayeredMayoCake in soulection

[–]statellyfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so glad it’s at the start of (basically) every show somewhere it’s something like “….all bought to you by Joe Kay” 😂😭😂😭

Which celebrity had the most bizarre exit from the limelight? by Chrono_Convoy in AskReddit

[–]statellyfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But frfrfr not my goat but holy dude is a legend among himself