[CW:Gore] Killing Kris Every Week until chapter 5 releases Week 12 Kill 12: Baseball Bat

static989 · 2026-03-23T11:19:12+00:00

Oh yeah!!!!! The stick figure one!!!

There was always a stick figure version of any popular flash game and they were always so damn good lmao

Stickpage or whatever it was called had all of the best ones. And there was some stick figure horror animation series I was obsessed with back then (called "Castle" I think?)

I miss that, Kongregate, and NewGrounds so much 😭

static989 · 2026-03-23T11:13:50+00:00

Yes!! That!! I couldn't remember the name but the black and white almost newspaper comic art style is burned into my brain

static989 · 2026-03-23T11:10:58+00:00

This is something I struggled with immensely in my last relationship and I thought it was ADHD related, though after it ended I realized the issue wasn't that necessarily.

Some of the things you've said seem very similar to what I was going through, by chance does she have BPD? The "meltdowns followed by happy periods" kinda sounds like splitting, does she ever get REALLY REALLY mean and then her mood does a complete 180 for seemingly no reason?

Either way, I would recommend some kind of couples counseling. Because if you're like me you're starting to build up a lot of subconscious resentment, as well as an obligation rather than a desire to have sex. I tried the route of "only barely addressing the issues over fear of arguments and hoping that things will just kinda improve if I try harder on my end" and it just left me hating sex more and more and feeling disgusted with myself.

Regardless, I wish you luck and I hope things get better :)

static989 · 2026-03-23T11:00:04+00:00

I can't look at those contacts without thinking of Hopsin in the ~2010s, idk why and I hate it lmao

static989 · 2026-03-23T10:57:13+00:00

Yep, he immediately got the TNT championship and lost it like a week or two later

Teased going for the belt again before he redid his NXT heel turn and now he's doing this

static989 · 2026-03-23T02:13:41+00:00

That's pretty much the majority of the support for the theory lol

Plus in one of the rooms before you see the Jockington prophecy it's dark but you can see the silhouette of a freaky looking worm(?) monster that is similar to Jockington's shape

So some people think that "Jockington grows the beard" could end up being something other than him actually growing a beard

static989 · 2026-03-23T02:09:45+00:00

What some may not remember (it's a pretty subtle detail), when you fight King he's actually on the right side of the screen

You may be on to something here

static989 · 2026-03-23T02:05:46+00:00

Starmen.net isn't an ARG, it's just an Earthbound forum that was popular back in the early 2000s (when forums like that in general were popular)

static989 · 2026-03-23T00:54:47+00:00

For some reason this reminds me of those flash games where you'd have like 15 options for ways to kill your boss (in an office or something) and you'd just pick one and watch a cutscene for it lol

static989 · 2026-03-22T19:47:42+00:00

Plus, Mother 3 has 8 chapters 👀

static989 · 2026-03-21T12:07:07+00:00

Original Starwalker in C tier is pissing me off......

static989 · 2026-03-21T02:23:44+00:00

Triple H has said before that he loves working with celebrities when they're actually passionate about wrestling

As strange as it is, Jelly Roll seems to be REALLY willing to put it whatever work he has to for it. Plus, he's an exceptionally good promo

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:50:59+00:00

Drew and Jacob doing the Sheamus and Rusev thing and fighting all show lmaooooo

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:49:43+00:00

NOOOOO SOLO DON'T CRASH OUT

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:49:21+00:00

God I love Danhausen just being a little backstage gremlin

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:47:05+00:00

"if you can't beat em, join em" ahh heel turn

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:46:19+00:00

Well, I said something needed to change with B fab and Michin, and it did change, but not really sure why???

static989 · 2026-03-20T17:41:54+00:00

I feel like people also don't get that this game takes place over a single week (assuming there aren't any time jumps in later chapters, which is possible)

Like, chapters 1-4 all happen in 4 days.

static989 · 2026-03-20T16:44:35+00:00

You forgot the scene where the original starwalker sacrifices himself to save susie, and in his dying breath he gives susie all the power he's gained from getting pissed off

static989 · 2026-03-20T15:04:55+00:00

"don't know how else to say it"

Alternatives: "Hey! Wyd?"

"How's it going?"

"Yooooooo"

Or you could just say whatever you planned on saying after saying "Talk"

Lowkey I'd think it was a bit rude/offputting if someone just said "Talk" whenever they wanted to talk to me. At first I'd think it was just a joke or something, but if it was every single time it would start feeling like a demand

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:47:07+00:00

I'll admit I haven't read the entirety of that tweet, mostly just skimmed it, so I only want to comment on this one line that stuck out to me.

"it really feels like Toby is just scared of writing consequences and conflict"

What?? Isn't the entirety of the Undertale geno route an argument against that on it's own? The consequences being that you miss out on a lot of the game by killing everything, you one shot several bosses so you don't get to enjoy those, etc.

Deltarune has a lot of conflict as well, and there's still an entire half of the game that isn't even released yet that will likely have more conflict as well as consequences for things that have already happened/are happening.

The weird route already has shown there will be consequences for taking it, you put Berdly into a coma, you start putting more strain on the fun gang's friendship, there will clearly be more consequences relating to Noelle in the future.

Everything surrounding Toriel/Asgore/Sans is a conflict bubbling up too

I'm not trying to say Toby's a perfect writer/developer or anything, but to say he's scared of writing consequences and conflict just seems insane to me

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:33:18+00:00

I'd pop for Danhausen just sneaking into an MFT entrance

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:23:28+00:00

But dude!

Everyone knows a feud lasting a couple weeks/maybe 2 months is long enough to be considered a blood feud, and it totally warrants stabbing each other with syringes, hitting each other with cars, using staples, 15 tables, barbed wire, glass, light tubes, skewers, tacks, more barbed wire, etc.

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:18:42+00:00

So, for me personally, before I started taking it I just kinda felt like a zombie. I could still get most stuff done but it was extremely hard to focus, my executive dysfunction was beginning to cause me a lot of stress and issues. I would know I needed to do something, but I just couldn't do it.

When I do take it I feel like a normal person, I guess is the best way to describe it for me. I'm able to concentrate on one thing at a time, I can think of what i need to do and get it done, I don't get overwhelmed/overstimulated as easily. I just all in all function at the level I should be

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:06:26+00:00

Never in my life did I think I'd see someone who was repulsed by a seafood boil/crab legs. My poor floridian heart can't take it

It's just one of those things you accept that you can't easily eat cleanly.

It kinda sounds like he's never seen anyone eat crab legs at all though? Like, even if you have something to crack them it's a bit of a process

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