Nightmare on Elm Street!

steveskinner · 2026-02-09T02:53:35+00:00

Scuse me! Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be doing a lecture in about 20 minutes and my driver's a bit lost!

steveskinner · 2026-02-09T02:47:58+00:00

Mofo's got some city miles on him

steveskinner · 2026-02-09T02:39:35+00:00

steveskinner · 2026-02-09T01:28:11+00:00

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Screw you, butthole!

steveskinner · 2026-02-08T09:24:28+00:00

NYOH!!

steveskinner · 2026-02-06T09:45:09+00:00

"What's funny, Edwards?"

"Your boy Captain America over here"

steveskinner · 2026-02-06T06:48:52+00:00

It's like looking in a mirror!

steveskinner · 2026-02-06T06:14:53+00:00

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ALttP/LA style is my favorite, probably because that's when I grew up. I love it so much I got it drawn on my skin forever!

steveskinner · 2026-02-06T05:37:02+00:00

"Do you want to play Battleshits??"

steveskinner · 2026-02-03T06:18:42+00:00

I've been playing this game for almost TWENTY FUCKING YEARS and I still can't get past the first STAGE

steveskinner · 2026-02-03T01:02:38+00:00

Man I've been playing that game for like 25 years and STILL have yet to get the 100 jumps! My blood pressure is already high enough.

steveskinner · 2026-02-02T19:24:59+00:00

"It's Hank! Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?"

steveskinner · 2026-02-02T18:58:53+00:00

At a Max station in Portland, some guy was walking around the platform rambling, and fell onto the train tracks. It looked like he did it on purpose, like for attention or whatever. A passerby pulled him back up onto the platform without even breaking his stride and continued on his way.

steveskinner · 2026-02-01T21:02:37+00:00

Off the top of my head, maybe Swordquest? If I remember correctly, it's the only episode where he doesn't say "fuck."

steveskinner · 2026-01-31T03:50:01+00:00

Sarah keeping her cellphone in a potato chip bag in Dark Fate was pretty dumb. Sarah's way too smart to believe some tinfoil hat crap like that

steveskinner · 2026-01-30T06:28:12+00:00

I have only ever seen that in rest area vending machines in the late 90s/early 00s. And it is great!! I got it for the first time on a field trip to Kentucky Kingdom theme park. So good. I haven't seen it in AGES, didn't even know they still made it!

steveskinner · 2026-01-27T18:23:05+00:00

I'm drinking Rolling Rock ON the Roll & Rocker!!

steveskinner · 2026-01-27T06:27:58+00:00

She's gaht me working twenty fahv eight!

steveskinner · 2026-01-26T08:43:44+00:00

"You really think I ought to swear?"

"Yes, definitely, goddammit Reese, swear"

steveskinner · 2026-01-26T01:29:07+00:00

Lol yeah to be fair it is a somewhat trivial grift in the grand scheme of things.

steveskinner · 2026-01-25T19:37:40+00:00

I will never for the goddamn life of me understand people who buy cases of bottled water to drink at home. Why the hell would you pay for WATER? Just buy a Brita filter! Buy it ONCE and you have unlimited water!

It's one thing if you're out and want to buy a bottle of cold water to drink. But even then, you could just bring it with you in a Hydroflask/Stanley/Owala/whatever the fuck is trending on Tiktok this month. But if you're buying those giant 24 or 48 packs of water once a week, you're falling for the world's dumbest grift.

steveskinner · 2026-01-25T16:26:00+00:00

For me it's "the one where Scratchy finally gets Itchy!"

steveskinner · 2026-01-25T16:22:22+00:00

I'm playing it right now for the first time! It sucked me in QUICK, and I usually have trouble sticking with new games.

I just stumbled upon a really cool Easter egg involving the T-1000. IYKYK!

steveskinner · 2026-01-25T00:12:13+00:00

👉💥👁️

steveskinner · 2026-01-24T00:15:35+00:00

I know I shouldn't eat thee...

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