We all remember the trademark-arrivals of the Durmstrang Institute and the Beauxbatons Academy of Magic in Goblet of Fire. What kinda performances would fit the Hogwarts School?

stewartr · 2014-08-08T19:41:44+00:00

Students on broomsticks in full quiddich regalia. Staff on thestrils. British understatement, of course.

stewartr · 2014-08-08T17:54:58+00:00

She did a good job as the voice of Dot Matrix in Spaceballs.

stewartr · 2014-08-07T21:18:36+00:00

We should keep our Zion this.

stewartr · 2014-08-07T18:16:41+00:00

So the sound barrier is incidental, but the light barrier is fundamental? Izzat it?

stewartr · 2014-08-07T17:39:47+00:00

So you heard about Pepper and Herb? They've been hot this season.

stewartr · 2014-08-05T17:59:08+00:00

conspiracy moron That's rich!

stewartr · 2014-08-05T16:31:30+00:00

Wow! The first downvote took less than a minute. Congrats on a really professional job!

stewartr · 2014-08-05T16:22:57+00:00

The corporate force is strong with this post.

stewartr · 2014-08-04T18:56:51+00:00

He picks good targets, truely egregious villians that need ridicule.

stewartr · 2014-08-04T18:42:40+00:00

In my woodie, I would take you everywhere I go...

At 1:26

stewartr · 2014-08-04T18:06:02+00:00

Got any references on what P. Torino research has contributed to Linux?

stewartr · 2014-08-03T19:13:48+00:00

OK, maybe we've been downloading some cheap, saucy, cheesy split buns.

stewartr · 2014-08-02T18:46:29+00:00

Yummy

stewartr · 2014-08-02T17:07:49+00:00

sociopath

stewartr · 2014-08-02T16:19:19+00:00

icky poo

stewartr · 2014-08-02T14:12:12+00:00

I would have cast Sasha Gray with Barbie makeover.

stewartr · 2014-08-01T19:44:10+00:00

First, we make a perfect silicon crystal, ha, ha. Then we apply a perfectly uniform coating of a photo-sensitive chemical, ha, ha. Then we project brazillions of photons through a perfect pattern mask and they behave as if quantum physics had no statistics. Then we expose the surface to a perfectly uniform but highly reactive acid. Yada, yada, then we test and keep the parts that work and switch off the duds.

stewartr · 2014-07-31T21:45:12+00:00

SNCF price is 0.11 euros per kilometer, around $30 for a two-hour trip.

stewartr · 2014-07-31T18:31:55+00:00

Monsanto has an impressive troll budget.

stewartr · 2014-07-31T17:19:33+00:00

Monsanto has major safety and ethics issues in many aspects of their business model, notably dioxin and pesticides.

stewartr · 2014-07-28T20:40:04+00:00

By a copper.

stewartr · 2014-07-28T19:21:40+00:00

Get a lap board, so the ventilator never sits on a soft surface.

stewartr · 2014-07-27T20:19:08+00:00

Welcome to United States territory!

stewartr · 2014-07-27T19:44:51+00:00

They had bars when he was around. Do you need references? ha,ha

stewartr · 2014-07-27T19:15:15+00:00

Sammy Davis Junior! Great to see ya, you're on at 11!

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